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Song Parodies -> "This Restroom Ain't Clean"
Original Song Title:
"Zestfully Clean"
Original Performer:
Zest TV Commercial
Parody Song Title:
"This Restroom Ain't Clean"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
This Restroom ain't clean,
This Restroom ain't clean,
Gas station ones are worst, the conditions shocking!
Rusted stall!
Urine, feces on walls!
Graffiti nasty Y'all!
This is so obscene that the toilet seat was brown, yellow, and green!
Bowl looked like it wasn't cleaned since 1963!!!
We went to Walmart and used a Family Restroom.
So shiny and clean, checked hourly!
This Restroom ain't clean,
Gas station ones are worst, the conditions shocking!
Rusted stall!
Urine, feces on walls!
Graffiti nasty Y'all!
This is so obscene that the toilet seat was brown, yellow, and green!
Bowl looked like it wasn't cleaned since 1963!!!
We went to Walmart and used a Family Restroom.
So shiny and clean, checked hourly!
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You forgot to mention the greasy sink, but I'll forgive it. Was spooked as a kid to go into gas station external restrooms. Lots of pervs back then and no azz gaskets either. Had to lay down layers of toilet paper! Chevron was scary! 5's
this is why I never use gas station restrooms, if I can avoid them! 5s
Thanks guys! Forgot to work in the roaches and rodents!
The roaches ?
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