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Song Parodies -> "Defiant Machine"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest Soap TV Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Defiant Machine"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

In the movie "Panzer 88" a German King Tiger tank crew must battle an awakened evil due to the SS liquidation of a Russian town. The towering feudal-type armored warrior with a giant mace attacks again and again with the King Tiger taking it on and calling for support of other strange German weapons including the giant 800mm cannon, the Raumer 130 ton minesweeper and every German rocket weapon around!!! The movie is from the crew's POV. Very odd but sorta like the movie "The Keep" from long ago.
Defiant machine
Defiant machine
Must fight real mean
against a demonic thing!

Blitzy
Heavy
88 firing

Gustav rounds incoming
Kill it by all means
Because our tank is faltering!

Mein Gott!!!

Panzerfaust, Pschreck, werfers- GO!!!
Hellish Red Giant just won't slow!!!
Oh no!!!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Jonathan - December 02, 2015 - Report this comment
I was Russian to give this 5's also Rob I took your advice and checked out your "Rich Girl" parody from a couple days ago didn't comment there though but I gave you 5's on it as well! :)
Rob Arndt - December 02, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon, most people love Hall & Oates.
Rob Arndt - December 02, 2015 - Report this comment
Jon, some news on the eggnog front. Walmart has Southern Comfort eggnog for $2.50 a quart. Best eggnog in many a year. Made for mixing with Southern Comfort, but no alcohol added as sold. So thick you can't drink it fast. Excellent stuff. Look for it :))
Jonathan - December 03, 2015 - Report this comment
^ Yes Rob! I've been buying that very kind of eggnog since it hit my Walmart's dairy shelves back in October! and since then it's become my brother's personal favorite eggnog brand (probably mine too!) it is delicious isn't it? nice to know that you like it as well! :) also I didn't cause a misunderstanding about Hall & Oates did I? if so allow me to clear things up I love the music of Hall & Oates they are right up there with Brooks & Dunn as my favorite musical duo it's only the song "Rich Girl" I don't care much for B&D also had a song "Play Something Country" which I disliked despite liking them as a whole I have been tinkering around with a few ideas for parodies of H&O's stuff not the least of which has been your "Ham Eater" suggestion ;) that being said for what was (in my opinion) a sub-par song by a superb music duo you made a parody of "Rich Girl" worthwhile!
Rob Arndt - December 03, 2015 - Report this comment
I messed up the synopsis for "Panzer 88" which has a King Tiger crew pick up a distressed SS officer who ordered the liquidation of a JEWISH village in Russia. So the creature is a Golem brought to life possibly by a little Jewish girl and her blood. The girl is featured in the artwork, so she either survived or was killed. I presume the latter. Golem clay figures have often been made by Jewish children in E Europe and Russia. I don't think the King Tiger crews makes the connection with the SS man until halfway through a violent battle in which everything is hurled at the demonic thing. The Tiger is Ilsa, and is itself a character just as the U-boat was in "Das Boot!" I'm hoping the King Tiger crew prevails ;-)

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