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Song Parodies -> "Article 5"
Original Song Title:
"Zestfully Clean"
Original Performer:
Zest Soap TV Commercial
Parody Song Title:
"Article 5"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Russia continues to buildup Kaliningrad and is creating huge Tank Army aimed at attacking Ukraine and Baltic States. Latvia begging for NATO troops, arms, increasing its border guards, and building a fence.
Article 5,
Article 5,
NATO to the rescue
Is no longer alive!
Baltic States!
Baltic fates!
Reds irate!
NATO/US say one thing
but don't actually DO anything!
Sea exercises, heavy weapons schemes
Putin building-up Kaliningrad, Tank Army is growing!
Latvia builds a fence, is a joke
Riga could fall in a day, has no way to cope
... under an invasion scenario
Article 5,
NATO to the rescue
Is no longer alive!
Baltic States!
Baltic fates!
Reds irate!
NATO/US say one thing
but don't actually DO anything!
Sea exercises, heavy weapons schemes
Putin building-up Kaliningrad, Tank Army is growing!
Latvia builds a fence, is a joke
Riga could fall in a day, has no way to cope
... under an invasion scenario
Russians also simulating nuclear tactics, seeing tactical nukes as answer to NATO and US military response once the Red Army gets going to take Ukraine and the Baltic States back by force. Putin warns of WW3 and claims Russia is prepared. Foreign Minister claims New Cold War in effect.
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thanks for Putin up with my lame puns for so long I'm trying to come up with one here but it may take a while I don't wanna Russian to anything! 5's
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