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Song Parodies -> "Bad Ass Bruce Lee"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest Soap TV Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Ass Bruce Lee"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

My take here is unusual. Bruce Lee has said in his lifetime that he believed a 4th dimensional demon or "watcher" had been hounding him his entire life. His genealogy suggests that his name is connected to Chinese Li Illuminati. While Bruce's death has many conspiracy theories, the fact that his son Brandon also died in his prime while shooting "The Crow" doesn't seem merely coincidental. There are many Illuminati signs in that movie and a mysterious shadow man shows up in several frames in the background. The whole 4D Entity thing is creepy!!!
Bad ass Bruce Lee
Bad ass Bruce Lee
Only feared one thing:
A 4D entity!

Eerily!
Fearfully!
Spiritually... unclean!

His untimely death and son's
caused by
... a shadowy being?

With Bruce Lee we'll never know
But signs left with Brandon were on the sets of "The Crow"

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Jonathan - January 25, 2016 - Report this comment
the only way I can think to put this is strange it's just strange Pyramid! 5's
Rob Arndt - January 25, 2016 - Report this comment
Yes, it is bizarre! Thanks Jon!
Patrick - January 25, 2016 - Report this comment
As a reenactor of Old West gunfights, I often use the Jon Eric Hexum and Brandon Lee mishaps as examples of the need to be careful with guns and ammunition. Before each show we shoot a soda can with a blank to demonstrate to the audience just how dangerous even a blank can be. I don't think there was anything sinister in either incident, just carelessness and failure to follow long-established rules. By the way, in the case of Hexum, there had been an episode of "Hill Street Blues" a short time earlier in which a character is shown about to commit suicide with a revolver. The screen goes black just as the shot is fired. In the next episode, the would-be suicide is shown with a bandage around his head while another cop tells him he had substituted blanks for the rounds in his gun. I'm not sure if Hexum saw that episode, but it seemed too much of a coincidence. By the way, a .45 Colt black powder blank with rip an aluminum soda can into half a dozen pieces and hurl them 30 or 40 feet from the point of impact. Nothing to play with.
John Lomain - January 25, 2016 - Report this comment
Interesting parody and topic. Definitely strange that that happened

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