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Song Parodies -> "It's not Korbel"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest Soap TV Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"It's not Korbel"

Parody Written by:

John Lomain

The Lyrics

Based on the old commercial. Trying this song. I remember the chorus, as for the rest I'm basing my pacing off of previously posted parodies
It’s not Korbel
It’s not Korbel
It’s not the new year yet
‘Cause the champagne’s not Korbel

“3, 2, 1, The Champagne’s not Korbel!, 2, 3, 4, 5”

It's still this year
But we still cheer
Is there some beer?

Where is the Korbel?
Other brand? What the hell?
New year to others, oh well

We say not next year yet ‘cause we’ve got no Korbel!

Still we go on anyway
We say that the new year
Can wait one more day

Until we can get some Korbel
And then Happy New Year we’ll yell

Champagne’s not, champagne’s not, it’s not Korbel
Not the new year yet ‘cause the champagne’s not Korbel

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 16

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 3   0
 4   0
 5   15

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Rob Arndt - December 31, 2015 - Report this comment
Jonathan - December 31, 2015 - Report this comment
2016 - it's a-comin'! 5's
John Lomain - December 31, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks Rob, Jonathan

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