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Song Parodies -> "Detestably Mean"
Original Song Title:
"Zestfully Clean"
Original Performer:
Zest Soap TV Commercial
Parody Song Title:
"Detestably Mean"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Turks down a Su-24 Fencer that violated its airspace unintentionally for 67 seconds at just over a mile with two F-16s. The two pilots ejected but one was shot dead in the air by Syrian rebels while the second was killed on the ground. A third Russian Marine was killed when a rescue chopper showed up. Putin vows retaliation. Turkey deserves it. They accept ISIS oil and smuggle them arms to fight the Kurds. They support Syrian rebels against Assad. This would not have happened if Flankers were flying top cover or Blackjacks were involved. The MiG-31 also could have avoided this. The Fencer was non-aggressive and just strayed a little. Turkey should be punished.
Detestably mean
Detestably mean
Fencer hit by F-16s
Syrian rebels beam (with joy)
Intentionally
Deplorably
Hastily
Action was obscene
Putin must respond against
Turkish evil schemes...
Flankers could have coped
'Fraid of Falcons? Hell no!
Detestably mean
Fencer hit by F-16s
Syrian rebels beam (with joy)
Intentionally
Deplorably
Hastily
Action was obscene
Putin must respond against
Turkish evil schemes...
Flankers could have coped
'Fraid of Falcons? Hell no!
Note: Turkey is NOT a good NATO partner. It accepts ISIS oil, sends arms to those fighting the Kurds, will not support the Kurds in their struggle. NATO should NOT back them over an accidental stray overflight of 1 mile and 67 seconds. Flight agreements were already made with Russia which is helping France bomb ISIS and allowing Israeli planes to attack select targets in the south.
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Note: new info on the incident. One of the Russian pilots of the Fencer DID survive and has made it back due to Syrian SFs coming to his aid. Russia is not taking direct military action, but will now deploy more advanced S-400 AA missiles to Syria near the Turkish border. These are more advanced than the feared S-300s. Russia has its own S-500s too. It is also now known that despite claims by Turkey of warning 10 times in 2 minutes that the Fencer was attacked from _behind_ after only 67 seconds and little over 1 mile inside Turkish airspace. The Fencer is a strike aircraft and can be used for tactical recon. It was not armed for air superiority. Had this been a Su-30 or 35 Flanker no way the F-16s would have engaged. Despite the former's size and weight, it can outfly the Falcon easily and outfight it.
Lots of jets from a lot of different nations, confusion of targets, concentrated area. What else could go wrong? We will soon find out, I'm sure.
well... NOW calling Thanksgiving "Turkey Day" just seems awkward! 5's ...oh and since I couldn't comment on your "Deer Hunting" parody you get 5's for that too!
Thanks Patrick and Jon!
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