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Song Parodies -> "Slang Annoying"
Original Song Title:
"Zestfully Clean"
Original Performer:
Zest Soap TV Commercial
Parody Song Title:
"Slang Annoying"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Ever get tired of body parts slang?
Slang annoying
Slang annoying
'Noggin, dome, and noodle"
For head is like "choppers" for teeth!
"Dogs" for feet?
Eyes are "Peeps?"
"Duff" for butt? Beyond belief!
(As a kid, "keister" and "heinie" were neat!)
Got a "spare tire" if you eat!
Women say, "Take your mitts off of me!"
And teachers often repeat:
Time to use that "gray matter", put your thinking caps on! Pick your brain in History!
You even hear slang on the street - no joke
Naughty "bits" and "junk" for genitalia... Got some "smokes?"
Slang annoying
'Noggin, dome, and noodle"
For head is like "choppers" for teeth!
"Dogs" for feet?
Eyes are "Peeps?"
"Duff" for butt? Beyond belief!
(As a kid, "keister" and "heinie" were neat!)
Got a "spare tire" if you eat!
Women say, "Take your mitts off of me!"
And teachers often repeat:
Time to use that "gray matter", put your thinking caps on! Pick your brain in History!
You even hear slang on the street - no joke
Naughty "bits" and "junk" for genitalia... Got some "smokes?"
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the Zestfully Clean jingle is now stuck in my Noggin! thanks Nostalgia Critic! 5's
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