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Song Parodies -> "Won't be Nominee!"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest Soap TV Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Won't be Nominee!"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Jeb Bush strikes back at Trump...
Won't be Nominee!
Won't be Nominee!
Trump is a bully
Who talks so obscene!

Hatefully!
Despicably!
To Minorities, mean!

If he means what be means
He won't act like a President
but more like a King!!!

If elected, a tragedy!

C'mon folks,
Donald J. Trump is a joke!

[Trump responds]
Jeb? He's low-energy, a nobody at 5%...

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Total Votes: 17

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Jonathan - December 18, 2015 - Report this comment
a Zesty parody that'd be hard to Trump! 5's
Rob Arndt - December 19, 2015 - Report this comment
I don't think I can write anymore about Jeb- I'm Bushed!!!

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