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Song Parodies -> "Intestinally Clean"

Original Song Title:

"Zestfully Clean"

Original Performer:

Zest Soap TV Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Intestinally Clean"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Detox, anyone?
Intestinally clean
Intestinally clean
If you eat bad things
You're not intestinally clean!

Try:

Dark Greens!
Chia seeds!
Some Kimchi!

Waste matter clings
Deep inside intestines
Try also ex-er-cis-ing!

Enemas reach too low
Gotta detox like a Pro!
Jump the flow!

Eat better and exercise to clean out your tract and get energy back!
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? - December 16, 2015 - Report this comment
Better than anything Max Power would write
@? - December 16, 2015 - Report this comment
I think even VM would approve!!! Thanks!
Jonathan - December 16, 2015 - Report this comment
funny you should post this now Rob seeing as day after tomorrow my older brother and I have a fast scheduled (no food only water for 24 hours) gotta get ourselves good and cleaned out so we can enjoy the carb-y goodness on Christmas! 5's

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