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Song Parodies -> "Hey Santa"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Driver"

Original Performer:

Zach Bryan

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Santa"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here is the song that was all about the Christmas season.
Alright, man, I'm ready when y'all are
This is your song, Frosty, let's do it
Alright, here we go, 1, 2, 3, and

So take me down the sleigh that's a little bit windy
To a place they still put Santa in their presents
Where the women are fine and the love is fair
Hey, Santa, you can buy me off anywhere

Hey, Santa, pull on over I'm in a fight with Rudolph
This Santa Claus shoulder seems the place I'm getting off
Daddy always told me, never make a sleigh on the road
While your lady's sneaking out and the kids are growing old

Hey, Santa, I've been riding this lonely way too long
All the trees I have worth giving is all spent on my songs
Hey, Santa, the boys are looking with more than just their cards
With their reindeers, and their trees, and their presents, and their hearts

(Oh) So take me down the night that's a little bit windy
To a place they still put Santa in their presents
Where the women are fine and the love is fair
Hey, Santa, you can buy me off anywhere
Hey, Santa, you can buy me off anywhere

Hey, Santa, I've been feeling like there's no point at all
The Christmas gifts ain't kicked in, and I missed my snowman's call
Hey, Santa, I'm so cheered of the ways of this old world
Just sleigh until the snowmen melt, we'll come back when it's healed

So take me down the trees that's a little bit windy
To a place they still put Santa in their presents
Where the women are fine and the love is fair
Hey, Santa, you can buy me off anywhere

Hey, Santa, you can buy me off anywhere
Hey, Santa, you can buy me off anywhere

So take me down the sleigh that's a little bit colder
To a place they still put Santa in their presents
Where the women are fine and the love is fair
Hey, Santa, you can buy me off anywhere

Hey, Santa, you can buy me off anywhere
Hey, Santa, you can buy me off anywhere
Hey, Santa, you can buy me off anywhere
Ho ho ho!

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