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Song Parodies -> "Noelle (Bush)"

Original Song Title:

"Noel"

Original Performer:

X-mas

Parody Song Title:

"Noelle (Bush)"

Parody Written by:

Nicholas Hoag

The Lyrics

Noelle

Noelle is doing well, the angel did say
And the CIA in the field as they lay.
In the field as they lay a-keeping their sheep
On a cold winters night the snow was so deep.
Noelle, Noelle, Noelle, Noelle
Only spent 3 days in a prison cell.
They looked up and saw a war
Shining beyond them so far
And to the King it gave such a great light
The bombing continued both day and night.
Noelle, Noelle, Noelle, Noelle
Only spent 3 days in a prison cell.
And by the light of that very same war
The National Guard and the Army was sent
To seek for revenge was their only intent
And to follow Osama wherever he went.
Noelle, Noelle, Noelle, Noelle
Only spent 3 days in a prison cell.
The war drew nigh to the North and the West
And over Baghdad it took no rest
Australia and England and the US
Right over the place where Saddam did lay
Noelle, Noelle, Noelle, Noelle
Only spent 3 days in a prison cell.
Then entered in those nations three and
Fell reverently upon their knees
Offering death and Democracy
Taking oil and gold and hypocricy
Noelle, Noelle, Noelle, Noelle
Only spent 3 days in a prison cell.
Then let us all with one accord
Sing praises to our heavenly Lord
Heaven and earth were made of nought
And with his blood mankind has bought
Noelle, Noelle, Noelle, Noelle
Only spent 3 days in a prison cell.

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Jonathan C. - November 23, 2003 - Report this comment
The song was called "The First Noel". And your song didn't do it justice, either. Sorry.
Michael Pacholek - November 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Restore honor and integrity to the White House... the bum can't even restore honor and integrity to his own house!

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