Song Parodies -> If I Only Hadn't Stained
| Original Song Title: | "If I Only Had a Brain" |
| Original Performer: | Wizard of Oz |
| Parody Song Title: | "If I Only Hadn't Stained" |
| Parody Written by: | Rick Cormier |
I don't know why I did this. It just kinda sneaked out.
If I Only Hadn't Stained
I'd have lots more pairs of undies
Enough for months of Sundays
If I could just restrain
Garbage man wouldn'a scooped "em
If I hadn't over-pooped "em
If I only hadn't stained
Coulda saved a bunch of bloomers
If I had noticed sooner
And for the john I came
I was so devil-may-care
That I soiled "em on the way there
If I only hadn't stained
Oh I wish I knew why
It's happening more and more
Skid marks running all the way from aft to fore
I throw "em out and buy some more
I'm still searching for the answer
A mess my underpants are
By now I should be trained
Didn't know fruit was loomin'
After all, I'm only human
If I only hadn't stained
I'd have lots more pairs of undies
Enough for months of Sundays
If I could just restrain
Garbage man wouldn'a scooped "em
If I hadn't over-pooped "em
If I only hadn't stained
Coulda saved a bunch of bloomers
If I had noticed sooner
And for the john I came
I was so devil-may-care
That I soiled "em on the way there
If I only hadn't stained
Oh I wish I knew why
It's happening more and more
Skid marks running all the way from aft to fore
I throw "em out and buy some more
I'm still searching for the answer
A mess my underpants are
By now I should be trained
Didn't know fruit was loomin'
After all, I'm only human
If I only hadn't stained
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you've got a great way with rhymes Rick - loved the "the answer/underpants are" couplet - 555
funny as hell...nice job
Thanks Stuart, Alvin! I thought that, for my official, making the Amiright parody author listing 10th parody, I should do something classy.
Rick, for God's sake don't stop writing...you've got a real talent, and I look forward to enjoying more of your stuff....555
I was expecting a Bill-Monica retrospective, but I laughed my pants off anyway. 15 pair.
Very likely the cleverest poo-related parody ever!
Virtual UPS package to Rick Stainier from Runny Ant: Enclosed are 555 new pairs of underwear.
I have to admit that I don't hit all the poop parodies on the site...but I'm glad I didn't miss this one! Very well written!
Your name being close to mine, I was a little worried you might put some crap on here that people would think was me. Not worried anymore, I think I have a kindred spirit joining us. Here's the evidence: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/johndenver29.shtml
Now that you've hefted our, I mean, your name onto the list, you'll notice it just zooms up with each parody until you near the top, when it becomes like pushing a rock uphill. You can put in a bio after 25, and when you pass my wife Mari, and my buddy Dave Chrenko, check out some of theirs. I had the idea that you live on the east coast, possibly near our Johnny D? I have a particular interest in people here who also dabble in recording, as you do. We may have to have an internet lunch together here.
Thanks, Kristof, John, Leo, RA, Arwen and Rick D. Yes, Rick D, I'm on the east coast. I'm only about 8 miles from where Johnny D lives. Internet lunch sounds good but, there's always too much spam.
Wierd... although I despise poo parodies, this is excellent. 555
Thanks DAK! I'm not a big fan of them either.
Ewww, yuck, but well-written! Rick C, so you're in Woburn, correct? Do you ever go to live theatre? My wife and I are planning to go out to Uxbridge on Saturday to see a friend of ours perform in a community theatre out that way. If you're interested in going to the show as well, I can point you to the website where you can get tickets (real cheap, it's amateur). If we get together, we should be sure to snap a few digital pictures for "The Parody Writers' Photo Thread" over on the messageboard.
Very funny and well written, Rick! Liked the "Didn't know fruit was loomin" line. Three more 5 inchers.
All right, all right, I'll give you a five! Don't get your shorts in a bunch! Especially since you've already got a bunch in your shorts! (Now THAT, "Ms. Longstocking," is an acceptable poop joke.)
I like this shit. 5s.
(ABC) And to think, 'mr. critic' thinks all poop parodies are sh*t...
(ABC05)Hilarious, Rick! 5's
(ABC05) This is a great parody....for me to poop 5;s on!
(I-05) See above!
(ABC) So many great lines here, couldn't pick just one!
ABC--still really funny, Rick...=)
I don't like it. And Guy's April 15 comment should have been censored.
(ABC) Very funny. Maybe you should .. well.. Shout it out?? http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/tearsforfears32.shtml Tri-Fives.
(ABC) Hilarious stuff, Rick. Great rhyming, too.
( I ) - especially loved the last verse, Rick
(ABC) I like this shit too. You tell 'em, Guy, YEAH !! With ya 100% !!
(ABC-I) Nice spoof. It's a little gross but I've read worse.
(ABC) Not overly fond of toilet-related humour, but this was funny
Pretty good for a poop song. Now writing about staining other people's clothes... that would've crossed the line.
another stain parody .. Arwen has started a trend
When I read the title, I thought "I hope this is to the Wizard of Oz tune" You didn't let me down. Hilarious, and great title for the song!
(ABC) Pretty good, I liked the "fruit loomin" part the best.
People, if you really need to cuss, please be courteous and censor your profanity with astericks, like this: s**t. Or better yet, use a euphemism, like crap or doodoo.
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