Song Parodies -> I Will Always Glove You
| Original Song Title: | "I Will Always Love You" |
| Original Performer: | Whitney Houston |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Will Always Glove You" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Hi there, it's me
Your doctor of Proctology
Drop 'em guy, I'll K Y
And this is bus'ness not intimacy..
Yes, I Will Always Glove You,
I Will Always Glove You,
You, my patient, you...hmmm
It's a job, must be done
Pretending can make it more fun
Choo choo train..tunnel lane,
Maybe a hot dog stuck in a bun...
Yes, I Will Always Glove You,
I Will Always Glove You..
And I hope we will not find
A problem with what you're reamed of,
Just in case, we will ask your pre-paid bill
Okay? just relax, here comes the glove..
I Will Always Glove You
I Will Always Glove You
I Will Always Glove You
I Will Always Glove You..
You, patient..I glove you,
Oooh, I'll Always, I'll Always Glove You..
Your doctor of Proctology
Drop 'em guy, I'll K Y
And this is bus'ness not intimacy..
Yes, I Will Always Glove You,
I Will Always Glove You,
You, my patient, you...hmmm
It's a job, must be done
Pretending can make it more fun
Choo choo train..tunnel lane,
Maybe a hot dog stuck in a bun...
Yes, I Will Always Glove You,
I Will Always Glove You..
And I hope we will not find
A problem with what you're reamed of,
Just in case, we will ask your pre-paid bill
Okay? just relax, here comes the glove..
I Will Always Glove You
I Will Always Glove You
I Will Always Glove You
I Will Always Glove You..
You, patient..I glove you,
Oooh, I'll Always, I'll Always Glove You..
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Some good stuff in there. "Reamed of" is a nice sub.
strangely elegant...5s
I think he got all five fingers up there--three times.
Gives a whole new meaning to "The glove doesn't fit."
The original song was actually written and performed by Dolly Parton long before Whitney Houston sang it.
To Glove Man: who cares?
Thanks all for comments and votes... That's true, Glove Man...and I knew that..but since Whitney had the biggest hit with it...I used her version..
although they're meant to be comforting words, not so much when the glove and the words belong to Michael Jackson - 555
A sphinctorious contribution to the Anals of AmiRight Proctological Parodies!
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