Your butt ain't wide ... well, mine ain't too
Just watch your mouth ... or I'll hate you
The word is in ... better treat me nice
'Cause I'm not king ... of cellulite
Slam on, slam on, slam on no wheat ... all right

No zippers bust ... no buckles break
I'm not much man ... for you to take
Nothing cracks ... when I fall down
I've got the negative chins ... of Chinatown

Well, I always use a phone booth
And I always see my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up half a seat ...

Because I'm thin, I'm thin - come on
(Thin thin - really, really thin)
You know I'm thin, I'm thin - you know it
(Thin thin - really, really thin)
You know I'm thin, I'm thin - come on, you know
(Thin thin - really, really thin)
Don'tcha call me small, skinny or slim
Just tell me once again ... who's thin?

When I walk out ... to look at cars
I never go ... to stinky bars
Down at the store ... when I buy
I'm the only one ... who gets through Guy
If that guy has one more ... pie à la mode
He'll need ... his own zip code

When you're only having hours
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
Ain't gotta take their word ...

Because I'm thin, I'm thin - come on
(Thin thin - really, really thin)
You know I'm thin, I'm thin - you know it
(Thin thin - really, really thin)
You know I'm thin, I'm thin - you know it, you know
(Thin thin - really, really thin)
And I don't even have a shadow
Let me tell you once again, who's thin ...

If you see me comin' your way
You don't have to give me any space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed me crumbs ...

Because I'm thin, I'm thin - come on
(Thin thin - really, really thin)
You know I'm thin, I'm thin - you know it
(Thin thin - really, really thin)
You know I'm thin, I'm thin - you know it, you know
(Thin thin - really, really thin)
Woo! Woo! Woo!
I ain't sit around the house, I ain't sit around the house

You know I'm thin, I'm thin - come on
(Thin thin - really, really thin)
You know I'm thin, I'm thin - you know it
(Thin thin - really, really thin)
You know, you know, you know - come on
(Thin thin - really, really thin)
And you know all by myself I'm a little little kid
Let me tell you once again ...

You know I'm short - I'm thin - you know it
(Thin thin - really, really thin)
You know I'm thin - you know - hoo!
(Thin thin - really, really thin)
You know I'm thin - I'm thin - you know it, you know
(Thin thin - really, really thin)
And the whole world knows I'm thin and I'm proud
Just tell me once again ... who's thin?