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Song Parodies -> "Hooked On Polkas 2:A New Polkarama!"

Original Song Title:

"Hooked On Polkas/Polkarama"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Hooked On Polkas 2:A New Polkarama!"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Medley of "Let's Get It Started" by Black Eyed Peas,"Take Me Out" by Franz Ferdinand,"Beverly Hills" by Weezer,"Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top,"What's Love Got To Do With It?" by Tina Turner,"Speed Of Sound" by Coldplay,"Feel Good Inc." by Gorillaz,"Owner Of A Lonely Heart" by Yes,"Somebody Told Me" by The Killers,"We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister,"99 Red Balloons" by Nena,"Slither" by Velvet Revolver,"Candy Shop" by 50 Cent,Footloose by Kenny Loggins,"The Reflex" by Duran Duran,"Gold Digger" by Kanye West,"Mental Health (Bang Your Head)" by Quiet Riot,and "Relax" by Frankie Goes To Hollywood.
["Got To Restart It" by Dumb Ass Kid]
Got to restart it, how? Got to restart it somewhere
Got to restart it now,I must restart it in here
Help me restart it please,got to restart it some way
And the screen keeps freezing freezing and freezing freezing and freezing freezing and freezing freezing

["Super Mario Song" by Alan the Ottoman]
I say Mario,you say Wario,I saySuper Mario
I say "Mario,let's move,Bowser's slow,I saySuper Mario

["Allergy Pills" by Sean Lee (non-asian)]
Allergy Pills! - Take em' so I can breathe (achew achew),doc prescribes allergy pills
Allergy Pills! - Take em' so I don't always sneeze (achew achew),living with allergy pills

["Wu Tang Clan" by Phil Alexander]
Ten guys or more,but they're all moving round so I'm not sure
Black shades,black skin,mean poses with a lupine grin
Despite their name,they don't come from Japan
Would someone please tell me who are Wu Tang Clan? Hey!

["What's Brains Got To Do With It" by Jorge Enrique D'range]
But what's brains got to do,got do with it?
What's brains,but a small internal organ?
What's brains got to do,got do with it?
Who needs a brain,when a brain can be broke dead?

["Stephen King's IT" by Josh Bain]
All it wants is to be found,so it can feed on screaming sounds
and it's now changing to a wicked clown,to lure the kids in with his scam

["Computer Problems" by Uberalex]
Net gear...net gear...Net gear

["Owner Of My Own Theme Park" by South Park Al]
Owner of my own theme park,owner of my own theme park,much better like this
Owner of my own theme park,owner of my own theme park

[rollercoaster riding and people screaming sequence,then later rollercoaster stopping]

["Somebody Sold Me (Breakin' my bank)" by Nina Cayley]
Somebody sold me a new pack of bands
That looked like a buyer's friend I owe from February of last year
It's not confidential,my buying potential
A shoppin',a shoppin' around

["No More Informercials" by Ryan J.]
No more infomercials
Don't air no more infomercials
No more infomercials,that stuff's crap

["99 Plastic Spoons (FOOD FIGHT!!!)" by Alex Zander]
99 plastic spoons,floating across the canteen high
Panic bells it's red alert,jelly flung,a favorite dessert

["Flintstone" by STG]
Yabba...Dabba...Doo!

["Traffic Cop" by 50 Bent]
Pulled over by a traffic cop
Got caught making a rolling stop
In middle of a parking lot
And now they're taking my mug shot
Pulled over by a traffic cop
Got caught making a rolling stop
I always wear a low cut top
He let me off without a thought

["Hagrid Got Sued" by Weirdo Jace]
And then he's gonna get sued,he's sued,and now my arm cannot move
Pain's insane,although this is all a game
Dad is mad,that is what makes me glad
Sued,he's sued,finally I got him sued!

["The Matrix" by Matthias]
Why did I choose it? Red or the blues pick,must been the booze hit

["Bush is a Gold Digger (Syncro Remix)" by Syncronos]
Get down Bush go head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down Bush go head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down Bush go head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down Bush go head

[Bang Your Head! (I.R.S. Will Drive You Mad) by M. McCain]
Bang your head! I.R.S. will drive you mad
Bang your head! I.R.S. will drive you mad

["Exlax" by Malcolm Higgins]
Exlax can do it,when you wanna get to it
Exlax can do it,if it won't come
Exlax can do it,don't get stuck to it
Exlax can do it,if it won't come
If it won't come
If it will not come

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