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I saw it in a store called Wal-Mart
As I was getting a cart
soda, S O D A, soda.
I put in money and gave a loud choke
Because I saw a great thing
they call it coke
C O K E, coke,
Well, I drink a lot and I like
Pop that is brown not pop that is white
So I hate sprite
But I love Coke
Well I'm not addicted so I don't understand
How when I drink to much it shakes my hand
oh my Coke
Well, I first tasted it a week after born
and I ain't never tried Coke before
but the commercial they set me straight of course
They said "Drink the thing That we will endorse"
Well, I'm not the kind that'll argue with them
So it looks I'm gonna start dinking again
with my Coke
So I wanted coke
I picked up a can
I brought it down my throat
Some spilled on my hand
Well I won't forget what I said
I said BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP
Oh my Coke
"I know that Sprite's really got you tempted
But, remember if you drink it then you'll be exempted"
Well, I heard it really made my insides a mess
so I'm gonna have stop drinkin, I guess.
But I know that I'll be chuggin again some day
I'll do it until my brain turns
The Pepsi addiction of-f mine
Means I'll come back some time
To my Coke
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