Song Parodies -> Coke

Original Song Title:

"Yoda"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

  
Parody Song Title:

"Coke"

Parody Written by:

wdh

I've taken a parody break, but most of you probably haven't noticed anyways. I'm not as well known as William Tong
I saw it in a store called Wal-Mart
As I was getting a cart
It said
soda, S O D A, soda.
I put in money and gave a loud choke
Because I saw a great thing
they call it coke
C O K E, coke,
Co-co-co-co Coke
Well, I drink a lot and I like
Pop that is brown not pop that is white
So I hate sprite
But I love Coke
Co-co-co-co-Coke
Well I'm not addicted so I don't understand
How when I drink to much it shakes my hand
oh my Coke
Co-co-co-co-Coke
Co-co-co-co-Coke
Well, I first tasted it a week after born
and I ain't never tried Coke before
but the commercial they set me straight of course
They said "Drink the thing That we will endorse"
Well, I'm not the kind that'll argue with them
So it looks I'm gonna start dinking again
with my Coke
Co-co-co-co-Coke
Co-co-co-co-Coke
Coke
Co-co-co-co-Coke
Co-co-co-co-Coke

So I wanted coke
I picked up a can
I brought it down my throat
Some spilled on my hand
Well I won't forget what I said
I said BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP
Oh my Coke
Co-co-co-co-coke
"I know that Sprite's really got you tempted
But, remember if you drink it then you'll be exempted"
From Coke
Co-co-co-co-coke
Well, I heard it really made my insides a mess
so I'm gonna have stop drinkin, I guess.
But I know that I'll be chuggin again some day
I'll do it until my brain turns
The Pepsi addiction of-f mine
Means I'll come back some time
To my Coke
Co-co-co-co-coke
Co-co-co-co-coke
Coke
Co-co-co-co-coke
(slow) Co-co-co-co-coke
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