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Song Parodies -> "Dare To Go Swimming"

Original Song Title:

"Dare To Be Stupid"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Dare To Go Swimming"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Put on your snorkel and listen to me.
It's time to head out to the night
It's time to let your babies take off their floaties
It's time to avoid the shark's bite.
You better put all your shells in one basket.
You better take a shower before you swim
You better observe fish at your own fish
You better kick and bend your limb
You better catch all the big waves
Them dry off on the ground
Lay out on the beach, and get yourself a tan.
Salt in your mouth now
Fight the wave that beats you
Hope ya find your water shoe
What can you do?
Dare to go swimming
Come on and dare to go swimming
It's so easy to do.
(Dare to go swimming)
We're all waiting for you.
Let's go!
It's time to knock the mussels off a boat
So can I have a volunteer?
There's no more time for stopping and drinking coke
But there's time for drinking your beer.
It's okay.
You can dare to go swimming
Please don't spit on a fish.
Please don't barf in the sea
And if you buy one seashell you can get one free
Dare to go swimming
Why don't you dare to go swimming
It's so easy, so easy to do. (Dare to go swimming)
You can be a diving achiever.
Or you can sit around the house
And watch "Leave It To Beaver."
The future's up to you.
So what you gonna do?
Dare to go swimming
Dare to go swimming
What did I say?
(Dare to go swimming.)
Tell me, what did I say?
(Dare to go swimming.)
It's all right.
(Dare to go swimming.)
We can go swimming all night.
(Dare to go swimming.)
Come on, join the crowd.
(Dare to go swimming.)
Shout it out loud.
(Dare to go swimming.)
I can't hear you.

(Dare to go swimming.)
I still can't here you
(Dare to go swimming.)
I just CAN'T here you
(Dare to go swimming.)
I must have water in my ears
(Dare to go swimming.)
What did you say?
(Dare to go swimming.)
Just one more time?
(Dare to go swimming.)
Okay, I can hear you now.
Dare to go swimming

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