[Intro]
When old is the new, the future is the past
How long will those classics once again last?
I'd mash up some of my friends' parodies
Into one January Medley

We stole this country, we stole this country with fraud and dough
Stole this country, we stole this country with fraud and dough

Shrub, Pretender
Stopped defeat
Vote counts were ignored
Without Jeb, could not compete
Would have lost to Gore

I'm afraid of Republicans, I think Bush is a dope
I'm afraid he's a nitwit, George Dubya can't
I'm afraid of Republicans, I think Bush is a dope
I'm afraid he's a nitwit, George Dubya can't
I'm afraid of Republicans... Georgie's a Republican

Cause now its Longer than yesterday
It grew seven inches in one day
My shortiness ain't killing me no more
Now it's longer

Buy the product, just a buck twenty two
Buy the product, no choice but too
Buy the merchandise, what ll it do?
Then you got yourself a handy dandy
You gotta
Bust out program a digital gangster
Bust out termite, digital yeah
Bust out program, digital gangster
Ya pretty fly now, fly now
That's what Bill Gates ll say

I believe I have died
I was chased by the FBI
All I wanted was a packet of crisps
But they blew my brain to bits
They hacked my neck with a saw
I see my head roll through that open door
I believe I have died
I believe I have died
I believe I have died

I'm Gonna Blow and eat foods you want
So I am gonna eat down to the core
I'd like to see what your gonna fry
So I can be there when you make a food pile

This time I mean it
There's nothing this team's worthy of!
I'm just another player
Hangin' up my skates and gloves!
I've had enough, my reign has come to an end!
Get another captain!

Don't stop countin' the hanging chads, no
Don't stop until Al Gore wins
You'll find votes where there were none before
Democracy's gone, democracy's gone

Maybe if we kneal and say all our prayers
Oh, baby they could all maybe, stumble, tumble fall down stairs
They could be buried
and then we'd be happy
Condoleeza Rice

[Outro]
The classics will come back wherever you are
The latest from the greatest aren't going too far
The old school becomes the new school to me
In the January Medley

[Polka Party-style Ear Booker Polka]
January Medley... hey!