O Little Gown Of Beth We Hem,
So it won't be too high
Above the knee, it should not be,
And never show a thigh

This eve the school Prom cometh
When ogling boys excite,
Mid howls and jeers, some guzzled beers,
Pray not too wild tonight

Till early morn, parents worry,
Bout stuff boys do think of,
If chap'rones sleep, Angel's won't keep
A watch on wandering love

O Little Gown Of Beth We Hem
Not right if it's too low
We send her out with trust about,
Just how the dance will go

We know kids can't be Angels,
Just hope not much mayhem
Before daybreak, for Heaven's sake,
At least by three A.M.