gonna fix my house, gonna make it nice,
won’t stand for leaks, bad paint or mice,
i’ll go to the home improvement store,
and buy myself, a new front door.

chorus:
ain’t gonna live in a dump no more,
ain’t gonna live in a dump no more,
ain’t gonna live in a dump no more,
ain’t gonna live in a dump no more,

gonna paint my walls, make ‘em clean and bright,
make sure the paint has the lid on tight,
oh no! just tripped when i tried to reach,
and now my carpet’s pale peach.
(chorus)
i’ll light the room, with a chandelier,
dozens of lights, to give the room more cheer,
i’ll install it myself! i’m not some clown,
oh my god! i pulled the ceiling down.
(chorus)
the kitchen is, a horrid sight
new sink and counter will make things right,
the tv show that showed me how,
can’t explain why nothing lines up now.
(chorus)
my home’s for sale, at a bargain price,
it’s all fixed up, and looking nice,
as soon as i sell, it’s off i go,
to live in a maintenance-free condo
(chorus)