Song Parodies -> 12 Days Od Christmas
| Original Song Title: | "12 Days Of Christmas" |
| Original Performer: | Unknown |
| Parody Song Title: | "12 Days Od Christmas" |
| Parody Written by: | Janice Paradis |
12 Days of Christmas
On the twelve days of Christmas, the Red Sox to gave to me.
A World Series Championship.
On the second day of Christmas, the Red Sox gave to me.
Two teams a playing and a World Series Championship.
On the third day of Christmas, the Red Sox gave to me.
Three outs for the Yankees, Two teams a playing and a World Series Championship.
On the fourth day of Christmas, the Red Sox gave to me.
Four more runs from Damon,
Three outs for the Yankees,
Two teams a playing.
And a World Series Championship.
On the fifth day of Christmas, the Red Sox gave to me.
FIVE EXTRA INNINGS,
Three outs for the Yankees, Two teams a playing.
And a World Series Championship.
On the sixth day of Christmas, The Red Sox gave to me.
Six pitchers pitching.
FIVE EXTRA INNINGS,
Four more runs for Damon,
Three outs for the Yankees,
Two teams a playing,
And a World Series Championship.
On the seventh day of Christmas, the Red Sox gave to me.
Seven Innings for Schilling.
Six pitchers pitching,
FIVE EXTRA INNINGS,
Four more runs for Damon,
Three outs for the Yankees,
Two teams a playing,
And a World Series Championship.
On the eighth day of Christmas, the Red Sox gave to me.
Eight million fans cheering,
Seven innings for Schilling,
Six pitchers pitching,
FIVE EXTRA INNINGS,
Four more runs for Damon,
Three outs for the Yankees,
Two teams a playing,
And a World Series Championship.
On the ninth day of Christmas, the Red Sox gave to me.
Nine playing believing,
Eight millions fans cheering,
Seven innings for Schilling,
Six pitchers pitching,
FIVE EXTRA INNINGS,
Four more runs for Damon,
Three outs for the Yankees,
Two teams a playing,
And a World Series Championship.
On the tenth day of Christmas, The Red Sox gave to me.
Ten Disciples chanting,
Nine players believing,
Eight millions fans cheering,
Seven innings for Schilling,
Six pitchers pitching,
FIVE EXTRA INNINGS,
Four more runs for Damon,
Three outs for the Yankees,
Two teams a playing,
And a World Series Championship.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Red Sox gave to me.
Eleven Yankees crying,
Ten Disciples chanting,
Nine players believing,
Eight millions fans cheering,
Seven innings for Schilling,
Six pitchers pitching,
FIVE EXTRA INNINGS,
Four more runs for Damon,
Three outs for the Yankees,
Two teams a playing,
And a World Series Championship.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Red Sox gave to me.
Twelve grueling innings,
Eleven Yankees crying,
Ten Disciples chanting,
Nine players believing,
Eight millions fans cheering,
Seven innings for Schilling,
Six pitchers pitching,
FIVE EXTRA INNINGS,
Four more runs for Damon,
Three outs for the Yankees,
Two teams a playing,
BUT ONLY ONE GOT THE CHAMPIONSHIP RING!!
On the twelve days of Christmas, the Red Sox to gave to me.
A World Series Championship.
On the second day of Christmas, the Red Sox gave to me.
Two teams a playing and a World Series Championship.
On the third day of Christmas, the Red Sox gave to me.
Three outs for the Yankees, Two teams a playing and a World Series Championship.
On the fourth day of Christmas, the Red Sox gave to me.
Four more runs from Damon,
Three outs for the Yankees,
Two teams a playing.
And a World Series Championship.
On the fifth day of Christmas, the Red Sox gave to me.
FIVE EXTRA INNINGS,
Three outs for the Yankees, Two teams a playing.
And a World Series Championship.
On the sixth day of Christmas, The Red Sox gave to me.
Six pitchers pitching.
FIVE EXTRA INNINGS,
Four more runs for Damon,
Three outs for the Yankees,
Two teams a playing,
And a World Series Championship.
On the seventh day of Christmas, the Red Sox gave to me.
Seven Innings for Schilling.
Six pitchers pitching,
FIVE EXTRA INNINGS,
Four more runs for Damon,
Three outs for the Yankees,
Two teams a playing,
And a World Series Championship.
On the eighth day of Christmas, the Red Sox gave to me.
Eight million fans cheering,
Seven innings for Schilling,
Six pitchers pitching,
FIVE EXTRA INNINGS,
Four more runs for Damon,
Three outs for the Yankees,
Two teams a playing,
And a World Series Championship.
On the ninth day of Christmas, the Red Sox gave to me.
Nine playing believing,
Eight millions fans cheering,
Seven innings for Schilling,
Six pitchers pitching,
FIVE EXTRA INNINGS,
Four more runs for Damon,
Three outs for the Yankees,
Two teams a playing,
And a World Series Championship.
On the tenth day of Christmas, The Red Sox gave to me.
Ten Disciples chanting,
Nine players believing,
Eight millions fans cheering,
Seven innings for Schilling,
Six pitchers pitching,
FIVE EXTRA INNINGS,
Four more runs for Damon,
Three outs for the Yankees,
Two teams a playing,
And a World Series Championship.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Red Sox gave to me.
Eleven Yankees crying,
Ten Disciples chanting,
Nine players believing,
Eight millions fans cheering,
Seven innings for Schilling,
Six pitchers pitching,
FIVE EXTRA INNINGS,
Four more runs for Damon,
Three outs for the Yankees,
Two teams a playing,
And a World Series Championship.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Red Sox gave to me.
Twelve grueling innings,
Eleven Yankees crying,
Ten Disciples chanting,
Nine players believing,
Eight millions fans cheering,
Seven innings for Schilling,
Six pitchers pitching,
FIVE EXTRA INNINGS,
Four more runs for Damon,
Three outs for the Yankees,
Two teams a playing,
BUT ONLY ONE GOT THE CHAMPIONSHIP RING!!
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dude, the red sox won the series, but it was no where close to christmas, now I cant say much, me being Ghetto John and all, and alot my parodies make no sense what so ever, but your amazing timing and creative use of words and forced me to break your heart and give you all 5's for any comments or questions email me at...................... Face_down2k5@yahoo.com
Dare I ask?
ima red sox fan and you gave us a bad name>>>>loser
oh wow .....no commet...lol
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