-> "God Rest Ye Unsure Voters"
Original Song Title:
"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
Parody Song Title:
"God Rest Ye Unsure Voters"
Parody Written by:
Le Cynic
The Lyrics
God rest ye 'unsure voters'
Let nothing you dismay;
Remember that John Kerry
Has come to "save" the day
To save us from our government
That Bush has led astray.
No tidings of wars on terrorists, no wars on terrorists,
No tidings of wars on terrorists.
In November last election day
This cursed mess was born;
George Bush took hold of office
And the democrats did mourn
To which the great majority
Did all to take in scorn.
No tidings of wars on terrorists, no war on terrorists
No tidings of wars on terrorists.
From God our Heavenly Father
Bad chance some how it came
Especially when 9/11
Brought tidings of the same
How that in a great tax reform
Our economy was slain!
No tidings of wars on terrorists, No war on terrorists
No tidings of wars on terrorists.
"Fear not then," said our Leader
"Let nothing you affright,
If wrong has gone our government
It must have served you right!
For not fighting the terrorists
That scavenge through the night!"
No tidings of wars on terrorists, No war on terrorists
No tidings of wars on terrorists.
The soldiers at these tidings
Fought with this in mind:
"We can't kill all the terrorists,
Not even if we tried!"
But went we to Afghan anyway
With Osama B'Ladin to find.
No tidings of wars on terrorists, no wars on terrorists
No tidings of wars on terrorists.
So eventually down in Iraq
Where Saddam's power lay
We went for "bringing democracy"
And terrorists to slay
But never mind that oil was there...
Coincidence, it may.
No tidings of wars on terrorists, no wars on terrorists
No tidings of wars on terrorists.
Now to our land sing praises
All you within this place,
And all the facts just stated
You'd better now embrace
On this upcoming Election Day
Put Republicans in place.
With no tidings of wars we do not need, wars we don't need,
With no tidings of wars we do not need.
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