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Song Parodies -> "Santa Santa Santa"

Original Song Title:

"Johnny Johnny Johnny"

Original Performer:

Underscores

Parody Song Title:

"Santa Santa Santa"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here is the song that was all about the life of Santa Claus.
(Good luck)
Follow me

Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, whoops, Santa, whoops
Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa
(Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa) Yeah
Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, whoops, Santa, whoops
Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa
(Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa)

When I was eleven years old, I just wanted to be a gift
I stayed away from the gifts but they got me through my presents
Saying I could only do it if I'm face down in a time
So I was counting the days 'til I was up for the Santa
And when it finally hit, I had to let the right one in
And there was something 'bout this Santa that seemed different from the rest

Santa, Santa, Santa, I just want to be your man
I do, I do, I do
Santa, Santa, all you gotta do is say the word
I'll do, I'll do, do anything for you
Santa, Santa, Santa wants me always wearing heels
So I do, I do, I do
'Cause Santa's gonna be the one who finally makes the gift
It's you, it's you, it's you
(Oh, Santa, I think I love you)

Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, whoops, Santa, whoops
Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa
(Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa) Yeah
Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, whoops, Santa, whoops
Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa!
(Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa)

Uh, Santa really was the only one to tell me I was caring
And I know I shouldn't cater to the sweet talk of a snowman
But Frosty and Rudolph and Scrooge never talk to me that way
I wore the dress that he chose, and met him at his shopping store
And while his tongue was in my mouth, hanging right above the couch
Were his posters of Christmas films, oh, I had made a huge mistake

Santa, Santa, Santa, I just want to be your kid
I do, I do, I do
Santa, Santa, all you gotta do is say the word
I'll do, I'll do, do anything for you
Santa, Santa, Santa says to bid my life merry
So I do, I do, I do
'Cause no one else but Santa sees me like I see myself
It's you, it's you, it's you
(Oh, Santa, I think I love you)

And once he told me he was so glad that I hadn't been touched yet (Ew)
I put out my lights and attached for the holidays
And it kept on telling lies until they got me out the snow
'Cause when I was eleven years old, I just wanted to be pretty
And when Santa was eleven, huh, I hadn't even been born

Santa, Santa, Santa, I just want to be your kid
I do, I do, I do
Santa, Santa, Santa, all you gotta do is save my world
I'll do, I'll do, do anything for you
Santa, Santa, Santa, I just want a Santa, whoops
(Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, whoops, Santa, whoops)
I do, I do, I do
(Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, do it, do it, do-do-do)
(Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa, Whoops, Santa, Whoops)
It's you, it's you, it's you
(Santa, Santa, Santa, Santa)
(Oh, Santa, I really thought I loved you)
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

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