-> "The Ballad Of Miley Cyrus"
Original Song Title:
"The Ballad Of Davy Crockett"
Parody Song Title:
"The Ballad Of Miley Cyrus"
The Lyrics
Bored was the audience at VMA
Till our gal - does her bold dance display
Raised bein' good, by her pa, Billy Ray
Here, dressed near' bare - with hump and bump and sway
Miley, Miley Cyrus, queen of the wild front/rear
Twenty, looks thirteen, butt cheeks uprose
Holds a foamy finger, strikes a doggie pose
Like injun fightin' - in tight scanty clothes
As she gives us an eyeful - some people froze
Miley, Miley Cyrus, queen of the wild front/rear
Shankin' her goods, Robin Thicke plays along
As Miley hams - keeps a singin' his song
Twitchin', ignitin', our Miley struts thong
Like, in a nudie bar, eyeballs play pong,
Miley, Miley Cyrus, flaunts bare skin butt, oh dear
No more sweet Hannah, lets her engine roar
Dancers cheeks are slapped, as crowd cheers soar
On stage, ramblin' - her frisky chore
Gone the Disney legend - forevermore
Miley, Miley Cyrus, queen of the wild front/rear
Gloria Loring says, "Hold on, that's my son!"
"In his face, don't need shoved, your bunn!"
Kissed his neck and ear, swiped her foamy fun
Made Robin Thicke-r - and grinnin', when done
Miley, Miley Cyrus, that girl sure shocked 'em here
A hand, got the biggest, some say act was best
Miley unchained - outdone the rest
Crowd was havin' a ball - sexiest
Not so for the Christians - in middle west
Miley, Miley Cyrus, queen of the wild front/rear
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