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Song Parodies -> "The Ballad Of Miley Cyrus"

Original Song Title:

"The Ballad Of Davy Crockett"

Original Performer:

TV Theme song

Parody Song Title:

"The Ballad Of Miley Cyrus"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Bored was the audience at VMA
Till our gal - does her bold dance display
Raised bein' good, by her pa, Billy Ray
Here, dressed near' bare - with hump and bump and sway
Miley, Miley Cyrus, queen of the wild front/rear

Twenty, looks thirteen, butt cheeks uprose
Holds a foamy finger, strikes a doggie pose
Like injun fightin' - in tight scanty clothes
As she gives us an eyeful - some people froze
Miley, Miley Cyrus, queen of the wild front/rear

Shankin' her goods, Robin Thicke plays along
As Miley hams - keeps a singin' his song
Twitchin', ignitin', our Miley struts thong
Like, in a nudie bar, eyeballs play pong,
Miley, Miley Cyrus, flaunts bare skin butt, oh dear

No more sweet Hannah, lets her engine roar
Dancers cheeks are slapped, as crowd cheers soar
On stage, ramblin' - her frisky chore
Gone the Disney legend - forevermore
Miley, Miley Cyrus, queen of the wild front/rear

Gloria Loring says, "Hold on, that's my son!"
"In his face, don't need shoved, your bunn!"
Kissed his neck and ear, swiped her foamy fun
Made Robin Thicke-r - and grinnin', when done
Miley, Miley Cyrus, that girl sure shocked 'em here

A hand, got the biggest, some say act was best
Miley unchained - outdone the rest
Crowd was havin' a ball - sexiest
Not so for the Christians - in middle west
Miley, Miley Cyrus, queen of the wild front/rear

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 14

Voting Breakdown

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Osiris - August 29, 2013 - Report this comment
Grow up! This isn't worth a minute of anybody's time. All 1s.
Onlooker - August 29, 2013 - Report this comment
The Ballad of Davy Crockett? BWAHAHAHAHA!!! 1-1-1. Looks like someone got more than a foam finger ;-D
Dave W. - August 29, 2013 - Report this comment
Look Pa, no shame ! Queen of the Wild Front/Rear -Indeed ! May I say with some clarity that I appreciate your sincerity by writing such hilarity... as I find it quite a fine parody....I tip my hat to you sir
AFW - August 29, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dave...appreciate your v & c
Patrick - August 29, 2013 - Report this comment
As America's dictator prepares to launch an unconstitutional war against a regime which poses no direct threat to us, in support of our sworn enemies, an attack which carries the potential of dispersing dangerous chemicals over millions of people in the Middle East and bringing on retaliation from an unstable Iran, the morning news shows devote repeated coverage to a somewhat uncovered former kid's show star. In an ideal world we could all enjoy looking at Miley Cyrus' posterior, rather that Assad's countenance. But for now, her antics are hardly a worthy topic for serious news shows. As for this parody web site, your song is a perfect fit, and is worth our time to read and try to sing along in our heads. From what I saw on Today, Good Morning America, etc, her outfit appeared relatively "modest" compared to what a lot of "music" stars are almost wearing.
Jonathan - August 29, 2013 - Report this comment
4 1's? I'm guessing their from the Cyrus family 5's
Phil Alexander - August 30, 2013 - Report this comment
Brilliant - especially the "wild front/rear" sub :-)

..this whole episode has done something quite unusual for me: taught me a new word. I'd not come across "twerking" before, and now I find that it can be used as a transitive as well as an intrasitive verb.

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