Pyroman, Pyroman,
Does whatever a pyro can
Starts a fire, any size,
Burning things before your eyes
Look Out!

Here comes the Pyroman.

Is he hot?
Listen man,
Standing by him will get you tan.
Mess with him, you'll be dead
He'll burn your hair right from your head
Hey, there!

There goes the Pyroman.

And on Devil's Night
Arson is not a crime
Gas-o-line and a light
Does the trick, every time.

Pyroman, Pyroman
Friendly neighborhood Pyroman
Wealth and fame
He's ingnored
Burning things, his reward.

To him, life is a great big flare-up
Whenever there's a flame-up
You'll find the Pyroman.