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Song Parodies -> "Why Does It Always Stainless Steel"

Original Song Title:

"Why Does It Always Rain On Me"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Why Does It Always Stainless Steel"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

I can't eat kebab
My Glaswegian doctor has ADHD Do I think he's mad
I've seen many Glaswegians now
Oh, Britpop
Oooh where have you gone
I go out straight to Nando's
in Glasgow

Why does it always stainless steel
Is it because I lied when I'm 90 Why does it always steel on me Is it cos Glasgow stays away on
I can't eat kebabs
Last time I had one was in '45
I am from Edinburgh
I think I'll have to watch TOWIE

Oh, Mark Lamarr
Oooh, where has he gone
I get my stronger feeling
I ain't porn

Why does it always stain on wee Is it because I'll lied in Feb '45
Why does it sounds so British
Don't eat the Haggis, Amy
Your Childs is better than poo

Oooh, when do I wear me out
Why am I drowning
So many dreams
Yay, so many dreams

Why does it always free on me
Is it cos Nando's hasn't closed
Why does it always sex on me
Is it cos I've ran out of Nando's
Why does it always free on me
(me, me, me, meeeee)
Why does it always drain on


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