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Song Parodies -> "The Twelve Days of Hockey Playoffs"
Original Song Title:
"The Twelve Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditonal
Parody Song Title:
"The Twelve Days of Hockey Playoffs"
Parody Written by:
aldrAea
The Lyrics
As sung by a player with broken English
On the first day of playoffs my teammates gave for me
A Cup for the winning team
On the second day of playoffs my teammates gave for me
Two for high-sticking, and a Cup for the winning team
On the third day of playoffs my teammates gave for me
Three stars of game, two for high-stick, and a Cup for the winning team
On the fourth day of playoffs my teammates gave for me
Four to nothing, three stars of game, two for high-stick, and a Cup for the winning team
On the fifth day of playoffs my teammates gave for me
Five Russian players
Four to nothing, three stars of game, two for high-stick, and a Cup for the winning team
On the sixth day of playoffs my teammates gave for me
Six shots on goal
Five Russian players
Four to nothing, three stars of game, two for high-stick, and a Cup for the winning team
On the seventh day of playoffs my teammates gave for me
Seven games to play
Six shots on goal
Five Russian players
Four to nothing, three stars of game, two for high-stick, and a Cup for the winning team
On the eighth day of playoffs my teammates gave for me
Eight eliminated
Seven games to play
Six shots on goal
Five Russian players
Four to nothing, three stars of game, two for high-stick, and a Cup for the winning team
On the ninth day of playoffs my teammates gave for me
Nine facial stitches
Eight eliminated
Seven games to play
Six shots on goal
Five Russian players
Four to nothing, three stars of game, two for high-stick, and a Cup for the winning team
On the tenth day of playoffs my teammates gave for me
Ten-minute misconduct
Nine facial stitches
Eight eliminated
Seven games to play
Six shots on goal
Five Russian players
Four to nothing, three stars of game, two for high-stick, and a Cup for the winning team
On the eleventh day of playoffs my teammates gave for me
Eleven sticks a-slashing
Ten-minute misconduct
Nine facial stitches
Eight eliminated
Seven games to play
Six shots on goal
Five Russian players
Four to nothing, three stars of game, two for high-stick, and a Cup for the winning team
On the twelfth day of playoffs my teammates gave for me
Twelve on the ice
Eleven sticks a-slashing
Ten-minute misconduct
Nine facial stitches
Eight eliminated
Seven games to play
Six shots on goal
Five Russian players
Four to nothing, three stars of game, two for high-stick, and a Cup for the winning team
A Cup for the winning team
On the second day of playoffs my teammates gave for me
Two for high-sticking, and a Cup for the winning team
On the third day of playoffs my teammates gave for me
Three stars of game, two for high-stick, and a Cup for the winning team
On the fourth day of playoffs my teammates gave for me
Four to nothing, three stars of game, two for high-stick, and a Cup for the winning team
On the fifth day of playoffs my teammates gave for me
Five Russian players
Four to nothing, three stars of game, two for high-stick, and a Cup for the winning team
On the sixth day of playoffs my teammates gave for me
Six shots on goal
Five Russian players
Four to nothing, three stars of game, two for high-stick, and a Cup for the winning team
On the seventh day of playoffs my teammates gave for me
Seven games to play
Six shots on goal
Five Russian players
Four to nothing, three stars of game, two for high-stick, and a Cup for the winning team
On the eighth day of playoffs my teammates gave for me
Eight eliminated
Seven games to play
Six shots on goal
Five Russian players
Four to nothing, three stars of game, two for high-stick, and a Cup for the winning team
On the ninth day of playoffs my teammates gave for me
Nine facial stitches
Eight eliminated
Seven games to play
Six shots on goal
Five Russian players
Four to nothing, three stars of game, two for high-stick, and a Cup for the winning team
On the tenth day of playoffs my teammates gave for me
Ten-minute misconduct
Nine facial stitches
Eight eliminated
Seven games to play
Six shots on goal
Five Russian players
Four to nothing, three stars of game, two for high-stick, and a Cup for the winning team
On the eleventh day of playoffs my teammates gave for me
Eleven sticks a-slashing
Ten-minute misconduct
Nine facial stitches
Eight eliminated
Seven games to play
Six shots on goal
Five Russian players
Four to nothing, three stars of game, two for high-stick, and a Cup for the winning team
On the twelfth day of playoffs my teammates gave for me
Twelve on the ice
Eleven sticks a-slashing
Ten-minute misconduct
Nine facial stitches
Eight eliminated
Seven games to play
Six shots on goal
Five Russian players
Four to nothing, three stars of game, two for high-stick, and a Cup for the winning team
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