-> "I've Been Sitting On The Toilet"
Original Song Title:
"I've Been Working On The Railroad"
Parody Song Title:
"I've Been Sitting On The Toilet"
The Lyrics
I've been sitting on the toilet
All the livelong day
I've been clogging up the toilet
Dookie time, its bombs away!
Can't you hear my sphincter pushing?
Blaring loud as a horn
Don'tcha hear my farts a coming?
Ow! My butthole's torn!
I've been squatting on the crapper
All the livelong day
I've been stinking up the potty
The good ol' fashioned way
Can't you hear the turds come crawling?
Filled with little chunks of corn
Don't'cha hear my crap a falling?
And damn, my ass is sore
I've been sitting on the toilet
All the livelong day
I've been messing up the toilet
It stinks like hell, the neighbors say
I've been wiping with my right hand
Cause all the paper's gone
Won't ya spray down my rear end?
It's even coming out my dong!
I've been filling up the toilet
All the livelong day
I've been soaking in the toilet
Diarrhea won't go away
And now the bathroom's flooded
The dookie piled against the walls
There's more crap in my bathroom
Than in Seabiscut's stall
Now I'm dying on the toilet
It's my final day
Dang, I'll croak on the crapper
I swear, that poop will pay!
I've excreted out all my blood now
I even pooped out my guts
Never thought that I'd be killed
By my very own butt
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