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Song Parodies -> "Sparrows And Pidgeons"

Original Song Title:

"Old Time Religion"

Original Performer:

Traditional Gospel

Parody Song Title:

"Sparrows And Pidgeons"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Spare me those sparrows and pidgeons,
Spare me those sparrows and pidgeons,
Spare me those sparrows and pidgeons,
Out perchin' in my tree...

They are poo-messin' mothers,
They are poo-messin' mothers,
They are poo-messin' mothers,
Fowlin' up my property...

Wish they'd fly off farther,
Wish they'd fly off farther,
Wish they'd fly off farther,
Go down south or out to sea...

They splat shat from their booty,
They splat shat from their booty,
They splat shat from their booty,
And they ain't no friends to me...

Gonna' send 'em all to heaven,
Got my shotgun, shells, eleven..
Gonna' blast 'em all to heaven,
Then, I'll be bird pest free...

Be no more sparrows and pidgeons,
Be no more sparrows and pidgeons,
Be no more sparrows and pidgeons

Up perchin' in my tree...







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Phil Nelson - February 01, 2010 - Report this comment
funny
Timmy1000 - February 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Amen, my brother! Why are these fowls dropping doo on my car in the middle of winter - they don't even know enough to go south.
Old Man Ribber - February 01, 2010 - Report this comment
It was good enough for guano, and it's good enough for me. ;D
LilCougarCakes - February 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air, here in NorCAL we got those Squirrels to splat on the cars!! I guess it's better than SKUNK !
blackjack21 - February 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Splat Fives from my 'putey.
Christie Marie M - February 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Kind of reminds me of the "Steel Magnolias" scene in the beginning when Shelby's father is shooting birds up in their tree! I got pooped on by birds a few times too! Great job and 5's!

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