Song Parodies -> Tyson Fight
| Original Song Title: | "Silent Night" |
| Original Performer: | Traditional, Christmas |
| Parody Song Title: | "Tyson Fight" |
| Parody Written by: | Rick Cormier |
On June 28, 1997, during a heavyweight title bout, Mike Tyson bit off a chunk of Evander Holyfield's ear. The question, "What was he thinking?" came up time and time again. Hopefully, the following transcript of Tyson's thoughts at the time, will forever lay that question to rest.
Ty-y-son fight
Holyfield, Bite!
Mike be dumb
Not too bright
Fight be o-over
Crowd, they go wild
Holyfield, he say
Mike a small child
Spit Evander ear piece
Spi-it Evander ear piece
Ty-y-son fight
Holyfield win
Mike be back,
Ear have twin
Ringside,
Man have him head in him hand
Three rounds,
Him spending twenty-five grand
Who, the idiot be-ees?
Who-oo, the idiot bes?
Holyfield, Bite!
Mike be dumb
Not too bright
Fight be o-over
Crowd, they go wild
Holyfield, he say
Mike a small child
Spit Evander ear piece
Spi-it Evander ear piece
Ty-y-son fight
Holyfield win
Mike be back,
Ear have twin
Ringside,
Man have him head in him hand
Three rounds,
Him spending twenty-five grand
Who, the idiot be-ees?
Who-oo, the idiot bes?
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This is pretty funny I liked it.
Kind of a tricky tune to parody (wrote one myself), but you did a good job.
Can't mock this song enough. Good rhyming ideas
Rick C--I had to comment on your line, "split Evander ear piece" (is the word supposed to be "split"?) anyway, that's a pretty good rhyme for "sleep in heavenly peace"; and I love the song Silent Night.
Rick C---I get it, "spit" fits---anyway, it's a good and very unique rhyme.
What is it about today??? This is the THIRD parody which is based on a xmas carol/x mas song. (This, Kristofer's 'We Wish You A Nervous Breakdown' and my 'Fairytale Of New House') Good parody, btw 544
Ears to ya' top job...
Perhaps one of the most pathetic moments in recent boxing history but this parody I bit into.5's.
A knockout, Rick! I score it 5-5-5.
Thanks everyone. Royce, it's spit. Tyson spat it out during their spat.
I literally LedOL at "ear have twin" Rick - clever piece - 555
Thanks, Stu. I wasn't sure how this one would go over. It's a little different from my usual stuff.
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