Song Parodies -> 12 Binges of 4/20

Original Song Title:

"12 Days of Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

  
Parody Song Title:

"12 Binges of 4/20"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

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On the first binge of 4/20 my dealer gave to me,
A bong stuffed with Mexican weed.

On the second binge of 4/20 my dealer gave to me,
Two unknown drugs,
And a bong stuffed with Mexican weed.

On the third binge of 4/20 my dealer gave to me,
Three purple pills,
Two unkown drugs,
And a bong stuffed with Mexican weed.

On the fourth binge of 4/20 my dealer gave to me,
Four crackpipes,
Three purple pills,
Two unknown drugs,
And a bong stuffed with Mexican weed.

On the fifth binge of 4/20 my dealer gave to me,
FIVE GOLDEN BONGS!!!!
Four crackpipes,
Three purple pills,
Two unknown drugs,
And a bong stuffed with Mexican weed.

On the sixth binge of 4/20 my dealer gave to me,
Six ounces of M.J.,
FIVE GOLDEN BONGS!!!!
Four crackpipes,
Three purple pills,
Two unknown drugs,
And a bong stuffed with Mexican weed.

On the seventh binge of 4/20 my dealer gave to me,
Seven stoners piping,
Six ounces of M.J.,
FIVE GOLDEN BONGS!!!!
Four crackpipes,
Three purple pills,
Two unknown drugs,
And a bong stuffed with Mexican weed.

On the eighth binge of 4/20 my dealer gave to me,
Eight lines of cocaine,
Seven stoners piping,
Six ounces of M.J.,
FIVE GOLDEN BONGS!!!!
Four crackpipes,
Three purple pills,
Two unknown drugs,
And a bong stuffed with Mexican weed.

On the ninth binge of 4/20 my dealer gave to me,
Nine exstacy hits,
Seven stoners piping,
Six ounces of M.J.,
FIVE GOLDEN BONGS!!!!
Four crackpipes,
Three purple pills,
Two unknown drugs,
And a bong stuffed with Mexican weed.

On the tenth binge of 4/20 my dealer gave to me,
Ten special brownies,
Nine exstacy hits,
Seven stoners piping,
Six ounces of M.J.,
FIVE GOLDEN BONGS!!!!
Four crackpipes,
Three purple pills,
Two unknown drugs,
And a bong stuffed with Mexican weed.

On the eleventh binge of 4/20 my dealer gave to me,
Eleven lines of cocaine,
Ten special brownies,
Nine exstacy hits,
Seven stoners piping,
Six ounces of M.J.,
FIVE GOLDEN BONGS!!!!
Four crackpipes,
Three purple pills,
Two unknown drugs,
And a bong stuffed with Mexican weed.

On the twelveth binge of 4/20 my dealer gave to me,
Twelve yellow jackets,
Ten special brownies,
Nine exstacy hits,
Seven stoners piping,
Six ounces of M.J.,
FIVE GOLDEN BONGS!!!!
Four crackpipes,
Three purple pills,
Two unknown drugs,
AND A BONG STUFFED WITH MEXICAN WEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Pacing: 3.4
 
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Total Votes: 85
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missy - January 30, 2003 - Report this comment
thats what im talkin about.this is the shit!
afan - February 26, 2003 - Report this comment
damn. im getting anxious just thinking about it. it should be a PIPE stuffed with mexican weed. you shouldn't use bog twice
afan - February 26, 2003 - Report this comment
damn. im getting anxious just thinking about it. it should be a PIPE stuffed with mexican weed. you shouldn't use bong twice
Jonesy Jones - May 01, 2003 - Report this comment
This is a lame attempt at a parody - you could at least have got the pacing and rythm right. Yawn.
Smitty - May 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Too long! I couldn't get through it. And NO, I don't have a short attention spa
puffed mexicon!! - May 23, 2003 - Report this comment
I ROCKS ....can i have a golded bong
Chris Rudesill - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Pipe or Blunt (cigar sliced and weed instead of tobacco)
blue eyes 19st - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
that $hit was tight im black and i think mexican weed be some kill
scarlett - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
it's cute but you used lines of cocaine and bongs twice it could've been done a lil better
BobyBird 7:18 - September 11, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!! Whod'a known that sing about drugs was so funny? BobyBird 7:18 bobybird718420@yahoo.co.uk

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