She's no ho, my lads, the gal ya' see
That sexy dame is Mamie Lee
Now, doncha' get no notions here
The gallant gal is my true dear
She rides on deck of my bed yacht, each night
Ye' must not touch, but, just enjoy the sight

For I am her Captain,
Her, bosun and First Mate, too
She's my passenger
In negligee of blue

(Oh) Saline, Saline,
Under my bouncing Mame
Just I and her plastic surgeon know
The jack they cost to claim

(Oh) Saline, Saline,
Under my bouncing Mame
Just I and her plastic surgeon know
The jack they cost to claim

Our saline fun is bold and free
This bed is like the rolling sea
The neighbors hear us rant and rave
When we are launching on a wave
Our waterbed is sacred in our home
It's warm as toast, on top's a pad of foam

And I am her Captain,
Her Bosun and First Mate, too
One sweet passenger,
In negligee of blue..

Saline, Saline,
Under my bouncing Mame
Just I and her plastic surgeon know
The jack they cost to claim

Saline, Saline,
Under my bouncing Mame
Just I and her plastic surgeon know
The jack they cost to claim..