Song Parodies -> Gun Control Falling
| Original Song Title: | "Kingdom Coming" |
| Original Performer: | Traditional |
| Parody Song Title: | "Gun Control Falling" |
| Parody Written by: | Coral Snake |
Jury nullification will bring about our Jubilee from genocidal gun control laws
(Musical Introduction)
(1.)
Patriots, have you seen Chuck Schumer,
Who lies through a double face,
The gun control movement he's leading',
Could end freedom in this place
But there is a way, to end his treason,
When we just come out and say;
Our "not guilty" on every jury,
Where a gun law case holds sway!
(CHORUS)
"Not guilty" we will see!
These words will make us free
We'll bring about gun control's falling,
And the year of Jubilee!
(Musical Interlude)
(2.)
Then there's gun grabber, Dianne Feinstein,
Schumer's message she does pound,
But soon she will be realizing,
It's not going to stay around.
Soon we will control all the juries,
In the courtrooms through the land,
And then each and every gun control case,
Will be our line in the sand.
(CHORUS)
"Not guilty" we will see!
These words will make us free
We'll bring about gun control's falling,
And the year of Jubilee!
(Musical Interlude)
(3.)
Then there is one called Ted the Swimmer
And again I'll go this far,
My guns are one person less deadly
Than his Oldsmobile car.
Its time to stop with being sheeple,
For the crooks like this you see;
On all gun law juries, vote aquittall,
That's the verdict of the free.
(CHORUS)
"Not guilty" we will see!
These words will make us free
We'll bring about gun control's falling,
And the year of Jubilee!
(Musical Interlude)
(4.)
Then there is one named Barbera Boxer,
And we'll make this very plain;
We are really having strong suspicions,
That she has a gerbil brain.
But she is just one more gun grabber,
We don't trust in any way;
This dumb clown is another reason
We'll go the "not guilty" way.
(CHORUS)
"Not guilty" we will see!
These words will make us free
We'll bring about gun control's falling,
And the year of Jubilee!
(1.)
Patriots, have you seen Chuck Schumer,
Who lies through a double face,
The gun control movement he's leading',
Could end freedom in this place
But there is a way, to end his treason,
When we just come out and say;
Our "not guilty" on every jury,
Where a gun law case holds sway!
(CHORUS)
"Not guilty" we will see!
These words will make us free
We'll bring about gun control's falling,
And the year of Jubilee!
(Musical Interlude)
(2.)
Then there's gun grabber, Dianne Feinstein,
Schumer's message she does pound,
But soon she will be realizing,
It's not going to stay around.
Soon we will control all the juries,
In the courtrooms through the land,
And then each and every gun control case,
Will be our line in the sand.
(CHORUS)
"Not guilty" we will see!
These words will make us free
We'll bring about gun control's falling,
And the year of Jubilee!
(Musical Interlude)
(3.)
Then there is one called Ted the Swimmer
And again I'll go this far,
My guns are one person less deadly
Than his Oldsmobile car.
Its time to stop with being sheeple,
For the crooks like this you see;
On all gun law juries, vote aquittall,
That's the verdict of the free.
(CHORUS)
"Not guilty" we will see!
These words will make us free
We'll bring about gun control's falling,
And the year of Jubilee!
(Musical Interlude)
(4.)
Then there is one named Barbera Boxer,
And we'll make this very plain;
We are really having strong suspicions,
That she has a gerbil brain.
But she is just one more gun grabber,
We don't trust in any way;
This dumb clown is another reason
We'll go the "not guilty" way.
(CHORUS)
"Not guilty" we will see!
These words will make us free
We'll bring about gun control's falling,
And the year of Jubilee!
MIDI - Kindom Coming: at www.pdmusic.org/civilwar Look under Emancipation Songs and at pdmusic.org/work Look under 1862
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Even if gun control should happen to be a good idea (and I'm not saying it is) it's probably at least 50 years too late, or so, now that even Iraqi kids can find homemade bomb recipes on the internet. But man, do you have any idea how much you hurt your own arguing with a statement like "genocidal gun control"? Jesus, that has got to be the biggest oxymoron of all times! In an extremely akward and skewd kind of way you have actually managed to impress me by outdoing yourself! I wish I had your imagination. (But you can keep the paranoia).
You should check into the REAL history of "gun control" legisllation at the Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership site - www.jpfo.org - or - www.jpfo.net. You will find there that my view that genocide and gun control are NOT an oxymoron. In fact the two going together are pretty much the norm in history.
The name of the author of the original song should read as follows - Henry Clay Work (1862) - Traditional - I always like to give credit to the original authors of the songs I use even on ones where the copyright expired.
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