Song Parodies -> Cat Don't Get No Nookie
| Original Song Title: | "Pop Goes The Weasel" |
| Original Performer: | Traditional |
| Parody Song Title: | "Cat Don't Get No Nookie" |
| Parody Written by: | Carol Brown |
In the house and on the floor
The kitty tossed his cookies
Balls whacked off at the vet's
Ha! he don't get no nookie
Thinks he's bad rough and tough
Don't know he's just a rookie
Grabs a bite then out to fight
He still don't get no nookie
Scraps with all the feral cats
Takes on the neighbor's pit bull
Close your eyes ignore the howls
Or you will get an eye full!
Chases sister cat around
Hops on top of brother
Got beat up good and sound
When he mounted mother!
The kitty tossed his cookies
Balls whacked off at the vet's
Ha! he don't get no nookie
Thinks he's bad rough and tough
Don't know he's just a rookie
Grabs a bite then out to fight
He still don't get no nookie
Scraps with all the feral cats
Takes on the neighbor's pit bull
Close your eyes ignore the howls
Or you will get an eye full!
Chases sister cat around
Hops on top of brother
Got beat up good and sound
When he mounted mother!
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Poor kitty...funny premise...5's
Heh, heh, heh... That cat has both libido and bravado problems... 555
Thanks AFW and YAD
that cat's definitely still on the steep part of the learning curve, carol - LOL - 555
LOL
thanks Stuart and MrMacphisto
Brilliant! Reminds me I must ring the vet TODAY.... before I end up with even more kittens! 555
you sound like a dude, yuck to this sickie stuff
drop dead linda my parodies beat yours any day of the week and twice on sunday. go get laid.
rise live linda my parodies lose to yours any day of the weak and twice on Sunday. Stay give stand up
your comment is as lame, boring and stupid as you are. get laid.
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