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Song Parodies -> "We Dead Kings of Orient Are"

Original Song Title:

"We Three Kings of Orient Are"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"We Dead Kings of Orient Are"

Parody Written by:

Doug Montgomery (lyric by my brother Gary)

The Lyrics

This may have passed to my brother and me by oral tradition, but Gary sang the clearest, and most complete, version I ever heard.
We three kings of Orient are
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar
It was loaded and exploded
That was the end of one king...
We two kings of Orient are
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar
It was loaded and exploded
That was the end of two kings
I, one king of Orient are
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar
It was loaded and exploded
That was the end of all three kings...

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