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Song Parodies -> "Bands Of Orcs Are Coming To Town"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Bands Of Orcs Are Coming To Town"

Parody Written by:

Steven Cavanagh

The Lyrics

You better watch out
get ready to fight
you'll notice my sword is glowing with light
Bands of Orcs are coming to town!

They're shaking their fists!
They're speckled with lice!
They all agree man-flesh tastes rather nice!
Bands of Orcs are coming to town.

They'll hand us quite a beating
They'll pillage, loot and rape.
They don't care if you're raw or cooked
and they burn things in their wake!

So you better watch out
we fight or we die!
Unsheath every sword,
let all arrows fly!
Bands of Orcs are coming to town!

The boys and girls in Rohan
should take their steeds and flee
and every young and old man
make a stand here at Helms Deep!

So you better watch out
and stifle your fear.
We'll hold until Gandalf
can get his butt here!
Bands of Orcs are coming to town!
Bands of Orcs are coming to town!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 19

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Johnny D - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Delightful, Steven, simply delightful! 5's
alvin rhodes - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
wonderfully twisted...good pacing....nice job
Know 1 can hear you dream - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Q: What's the difference between a band of orcs coming to town and a political rally coming to town.

A: If you can't tell straight up then you really outta stay home on election day...
Ingeborg S. Nordén - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Tolkien may be among the most used parody topics here; still, I'm glad to see an original twist on the theme, in some rather offbeat language. 5's all round!
Arwen - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
So...yeah...you kind of had to know I'd like this...=) 5s...
Dee Range - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Gre4at work, all 5's
John Barry - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't like fantasy lit, but this is very funny.
Claude Prez - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll read LOTR parodies all day long if they're this funny. And I don't care for LOTR much.
pickle - October 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent!
Mike - October 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent. 5-5-5
Spaff.com - October 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Nicely Orcestrated. Love your stuff.
Tolkien Fan! - January 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Stunning! 5s all around!

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