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Song Parodies -> "What Chad is This"
Original Song Title:
"What Child Is This?"
Original Performer:
traditional
Parody Song Title:
"What Chad is This"
Parody Written by:
Ben Hassenger
The Lyrics
Here's one from December 2000 that our band Mystic Shake performed
What chad is this, who is it for
A vote for Bush or a vote for Gore
I'm sitting here in this little room
Trying to discern your intentions
Pregnant, dimpled, and hanging chads
It makes the totals so hard to add
When I get home I can't get to sleep
I keep seeing little pieces of paper
The butterfly ballot it did confuse
It made us Floridians look like fools
We tried to choose either George or Al
And ended up punching Buchanan
Pregnant dimpled and hanging chads
It makes the totals so hard to add
Now here come the lawyers and the Supreme Court Judges
It will all probably end up in Congress
What chad is this I do not care
I'll get on a boat and go somewhere
A land where life is much more simple
I'll join Elian in Cuba
Pregnant, dimpled, and hanging chads
These are the worst choices we've ever had
I don't care which one wins
Cause I'm going to live with Fidel
(spoken) Fidel . . . A dictator . . . no votes . . . and best of all, no chads!
Just sitting back in the sun . . . watching some baseball . . . and no chads!
A vote for Bush or a vote for Gore
I'm sitting here in this little room
Trying to discern your intentions
Pregnant, dimpled, and hanging chads
It makes the totals so hard to add
When I get home I can't get to sleep
I keep seeing little pieces of paper
The butterfly ballot it did confuse
It made us Floridians look like fools
We tried to choose either George or Al
And ended up punching Buchanan
Pregnant dimpled and hanging chads
It makes the totals so hard to add
Now here come the lawyers and the Supreme Court Judges
It will all probably end up in Congress
What chad is this I do not care
I'll get on a boat and go somewhere
A land where life is much more simple
I'll join Elian in Cuba
Pregnant, dimpled, and hanging chads
These are the worst choices we've ever had
I don't care which one wins
Cause I'm going to live with Fidel
(spoken) Fidel . . . A dictator . . . no votes . . . and best of all, no chads!
Just sitting back in the sun . . . watching some baseball . . . and no chads!
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