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Song Parodies -> "I Wrote A Song That'll Get Me No Fives"

Original Song Title:

"I Know A Song That'll Get On Your Nerves"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"I Wrote A Song That'll Get Me No Fives"

Parody Written by:

Nib Oswald

The Lyrics

I wrote a song that'll get me no fives.
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Pacing: 4.5
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Sweet Indigo - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Hah, I give you all fives despite the fact this is the most annoying parody I've ever read! Good job :D
Syncronos - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Ditto...this borders on cruel and unusual punishment...but it IS funny. Now don't EVER do it again!
EmiLoca - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever! I actually sang this the whole way through during homeroom and got a standing ovation. For the promotion of my pitiful high-school social status, I give you all 5's. Hah.
Johnny D - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
From the Marx Brothers' movie "Duck Soup".:

Groucho: What do you get an hour?

Chico: For playing, we get-a ten dollars an hour.

Groucho: I see. What do you get for not playing?

Chico: Twelve dollars an hour. Now for rehearsing we make special rates. That's-a fifteen dollars an hour.

Groucho: And what do you get for not rehearsing?

Chico: You couldn't afford it. You see, if we don't rehearse, and if we don't-a play, that runs into money.

Here's your 555, now please don't do this again.
Agrimorfee - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah please, or I spam you a copy of "The Song That Doesn't End". 444 (to keep your song's promise, -1 point in each rating). ;P
Syncronos - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I say spam him anyway. Let him feel OUR pain!
neminem - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehe... I should submit a program that runs an infinite loop :-D. That would be awesome. In the meantime, although the idea was great, there wasn't enough variety. Perfect pacing though, such as it was. 5/3/4 hehe.
Lozzie R - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
It doesn't look like you've had much luck not getting 5s. Well, I've given it 444. It's funny, but so annoying!!!!! Anyway, I have to go bang my head against a brick wall. See you later!
Meriadoc - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I always like to see someone thinking 'outside the box'! :-D
Michael Pacholek - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Ever thought of doing this as a medley with Weird Al's "This Song's Just Six Words Long"? Or perhaps with John Cage's 4'33"?
Your Worst Nightmare - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
You will pay for this! Muahahahaha! Bring on the spam!
Your Worst Nightmare - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Ok, I think I am in trouble... I wanted to outdo the person that wrote this song, so I copied "The Song That Never Ends", and when I submitted it, I got redirected to a page with notepad like text that said, "Thanks for your e-mail. I will be getting in touch with you soon." Uh-oh...
ChuckyG - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Just an FYI, anyone who copycats this, will most likely not get posted... I tried to do an update to other parodies that needed work, and this screwed my editor up. I'm not sure if I need to remove it yet or not.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thankyou all! AAAAARGH! ChuckyG actually exists! *Bowing down in worship* Pity my pathetic state, but I only know about ten Weird Al songs will someone fill me in on this Six Word Song? And (I know I'll kill myself) spam this address: you_think_nib_just_made_this_up@yahoo.co.uk (for the eighth time, the .co.uk doesn't make me a Pom)
Heidi - from Canberra - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I think its silly! Too repeative. :-P Hahahahahahahahahaha
Master Git - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, interesting...you are obviously a disturbed boy with too much time on his hands...except even that explanation fails when I realise all you had to do was copy/paste...5/3/4
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Master Git, I hereby claim your title. Why didn't I think of cutting/pasting?! ;<-)
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey EmiLoca, do you want this song playing whilst you walk down the aisle?
Alfredo - June 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh dear... that's awful... I recant my earlier statement about not hitting Jake (once again, sorry, EmiLoca)... but I'm going to go now, find him, and slap him silly :-).. bye all! :-) *runs off brandishing butcher's knife*
EmiLoca - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Why not. Although I find these lyrics much more fitting: I married someone who's making me sick/Why did I pick/This lousy prick/Return the cake and the bridal gown, quick!/Too late to un-propose?
TIbbygirl - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Personally, I think this song is very fitting for two horrible people who plan on chaining me up and torturing me during their blessed day of HOLY matrimony. Kudos on the song Luke...and emiloca, if you plan on taking back the cake, try again...KaviR will have had it all over her face by the time you start walking down the aisle.
Your Worst Nightmare - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...they aren't too bright.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, I take that as a NO on the aisle-theme. Thanks for your positive feedback... err... I'm sure someone will leave some soon enough. I wed a chick who is chickening out, Freaking about, Sickening shouts. How is she now meant to be devout, When she won't dump me in prose?
Tibbygirl - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment
That's POSITIVELY stupid.
JARLB - June 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Hardeeharhar Tibbygirl! Tahnks anyway, you light up my life like the middle of the night when I'm opening the refrigerator, making me squint alot and stumble around bumping into stuff, like the Iron Maiden that you are in. Even though you're in the fridge...........I like cheese.
Tibbygirl - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm in the fridge? I thought you just turned up the AC. Hm....no wonder there is this large jar of dill pickles beside me. I thought that it was some creepy scientific experiment, but since it isn't.....*munches pickle* This tastes a lot like a cucumber. Strange.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Actually it should taste like chilled eel embryos. It was a creepy scientific experiment.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Crap, I just realised my pacing was off in the seventy third paragraph.... oh wait a minute, no it wasn't...
Scathe - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
What did you smoke to turn repetitive into funny? :-D
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, obviously! Cannabis you idiot!
Well, obviously! Cannabis you idiot!
2nz - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment
The size of this page broke my computer, and there's seriously something wrong with you. But that seems to be a common trait here. 5s ya wanker.
Apricot - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Cska! CsCsCska!
Mike P's 12 Year Old Dookie - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah...Uh...Hmm...111, because I love messing things up...I sound just like George Bush...
Red Ant - December 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I clicked here thinking momentarily that this was the one I did with a very similar title. I gave you fives despite the fact I sprained my finger scrolling the mouse wheel at a rapid speed before it broke and then I remembered the slider on the right of the screen. There should be awards for this song, including most copy/paste ever used in a parody and most annoying parody ever written.

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