-> "The Barney Haters Song"
Original Song Title:
"This Old Man"
Parody Song Title:
"The Barney Haters Song"
Parody Written by:
Cryptic Wizard
The Lyrics
This young man, he played one
He shot Barney with a submachine gun
With a knick-knack paddy whack--Barney is a putz
This young man hates Barney's guts
This young man, he played two
He kicked Barney with a steel-toed shoe
With a knick-knack paddy whack--Barney is a putz
This young man hates Barney's guts
This young man, he played three
He broke both of Barney's knees
With a knick-knack paddy whack--Barney is a putz
This young man hates Barney's guts
This young man, he played four
He made Barney hit the floor
With a knick-knack paddy whack--Barney is a putz
This young man hates Barney's guts
This young man, he played five
Barney should not stay alive
With a knick-knack paddy whack--Barney is a putz
This young man hates Barney's guts
This young man, he played six
He stabbed Barney with pointed sticks
With a knick-knack paddy whack--Barney is a putz
This young man hates Barney's guts
This young man, he played seven
He sent Barney straight to hell
With a knick-knack paddy whack--Barney is a putz
This young man hates Barney's guts
This young man, he played eight
He made Barney disintegrate
With a knick-knack paddy whack--Barney is a putz
This young man hates Barney's guts
This young man, he played nine
Then he ripped out Barney's spine
With a knick-knack paddy whack--Barney is a putz
This young man hates Barney's guts
This young man, he played ten
He did one through nine again
With a knick-knack paddy whack--Barney is a putz
This young man hates Barney's guts
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