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Song Parodies -> "The Anti-Christ is Coming to Town"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The Anti-Christ is Coming to Town"

Parody Written by:

Jay W

The Lyrics

Happy holidays to all the little boys and girls out there! (Hope you've been good.)
The Anti-Christ Is Coming to Town

You better cut out, you better run high
The dude's drinkin' stout, and chasing with lye
The Anti-Christ is comin' to town
The Anti-Christ is comin' to town
The Anti-Christ is comin' to town

He's God-awful pissed, he's feudin' with Christ
He knows that each soul can be bought for a price.
The Anti-Christ is comin' to town
The Anti-Christ is comin' to town
The Anti-Christ is comin' to town

He stalks you where you're sleepin'
He shows you where you'll bake
He displays a lousy attitude
'Round a molten Hades lake.
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So you better cut out, you better run high
He'll stab your eyes out, with a soldering iron
The Anti-Christ is comin' to town
The Anti-Christ is comin' to town
The Anti-Christ is comin' to toooooown

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Billy Florio - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
We needed more songs about Hillary
agrimorfee - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Penalized two points for attempting to rhyme "High" with "iron".
Guy - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Billy - Yeah, her and Janet Reno, I still hate that dude.
Meriadoc - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
I must be a true sicko, 'cus I have to admit I am sitting here giggling... :-D
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
443. Had potential, and I actually thought the soldering iron line was the best in the whole parody, but ...nyeh.

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