The Lyrics
On the first day of Treksmas my true love gave to me,
the Starship Enterprise-E.
On the second day of Treksmas, my true love gave to me,
two shuttlecraft,
and the Starship Enterprise-E.
On the third day of Treksmas, my true love gave to me,
three "red shirts",
two shuttlecraft,
and the Starship Enterprise-E.
On the fourth day of Treksmas, my true love gave to me,
four Birds of Prey,
three "red shirts",
two shuttlecraft,
and the Starship Enterprise-E.
On the fifth day of Treksmas, my true love gave to me,
five latinum rings;
four Birds of Prey,
three "red shirts",
two shuttlecraft,
and the Starship Enterprise-E.
On the sixth day of Treksmas, my true love gave to me,
six tribbles purring,
five latinum rings;
four Birds of Prey,
three "red shirts",
two shuttlecraft,
and the Starship Enterprise-E.
On the seventh day of Treksmas, my true love gave to me,
seven Vulcans reasoning,
six tribbles purring,
five latinum rings;
four Birds of Prey,
three "red shirts",
two shuttlecraft,
and the Starship Enterprise-E.
On the eighth day of Treksmas, my true love gave to me,
eight Ferengi haggling,
seven Vulcans reasoning,
six tribbles purring,
five latinum rings;
four Birds of Prey,
three "red shirts",
two shuttlecraft,
and the Starship Enterprise-E.
On the ninth day of Treksmas, my true love gave to me,
Nine Deep Space stations,
eight Ferengi haggling,
seven Vulcans reasoning,
six tribbles purring,
five latinum rings;
four Birds of Prey,
three "red shirts",
two shuttlecraft,
and the Starship Enterprise-E.
On the tenth day of Treksmas, my true love gave to me,
ten Romulans scheming,
Nine Deep Space stations,
eight Ferengi haggling,
seven Vulcans reasoning,
six tribbles purring,
five (gold-pressed) latinum rings;
four Birds of Prey,
three "red shirts",
two shuttlecraft,
and the Starship Enterprise-E.
On the eleventh day of Treksmas, my true love gave to me,
eleven Klingons snarling,
ten Romulans scheming,
Nine Deep Space stations,
eight Ferengi haggling,
seven Vulcans reasoning,
six tribbles purring,
five latinum rings;
four Birds of Prey,
three "red shirts",
two shuttlecraft,
and the Starship Enterprise-E.
On the twelfth day of Treksmas, my true love gave to me,
twelve warp cores breaching,
eleven Klingons snarling,
ten Romulans scheming,
Nine Deep Space stations,
eight Ferengi haggling,
seven Vulcans reasoning,
six tribbles purring,
five (gold-pressed) latinum rings;
four Birds of Prey,
three "red shirts",
two shuttlecraft,
and the Starship Enterprise-E.