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Song Parodies -> "Stock the Shelves"

Original Song Title:

"Deck the Halls"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Stock the Shelves"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Jon and I are ready. It's THAT time again!
Stock the Shelves with loads of eggnog,
La la la la la la la la!
Move the soy milk and the cream Bob, La la la la la la la la!
Southern Comfort is our label, La la la la la la la la!
Get the punch bowl and a ladle, La la la la la la la la!

Stock a bunch in the Ford Taurus, La la la la la la la la!
Drive to Grandma in the forest, La la la la la la la la!
Pour in her cup (the one) with the reindeer, La la la la la la la la!
Half cup of Rum & Brandy brings her some cheer, La la la la la la la la!

Fast away three months thus passes, La la la la la la la la!
Southern Comfort fills our glasses, La la la la la la la la!
Waited for this all the year! Fa la la la la la la la!
We're stocking up, so F-ck the beer , La la la la la la la la!

Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug
We drank it all...






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Patrick - October 02, 2017 - Report this comment
I remember the week around St Patrick's day when the now-defunct Cake Box Bakery in Kansas City would sell Irish Soda Bread. Great stuff.
Jonathan - October 02, 2017 - Report this comment
yep! so ready! I'll be checking Walmart/Albertsons, for the first sign of it in my area! 5s

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