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Song Parodies -> "F-K-B-R-N-O"

Original Song Title:

"B-I-N-G-O"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"F-K-B-R-N-O"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Yes, this is an info parody about a gun. And yes, it has technolang. Probably only Patrick will express interest in it while others will leave negative comments and someone will 1-bomb it at some point. I don't care. It's my right to post what I want under the guidelines. No profanity, no graphic sex. I'm within the boundaries. And I added another letter too!
Czech made gun is really tough
And FK BRNO is who it's made through
F-K-B-R-N-O
F-K-B-R-N-O
F-K-B-R-N-O
And FK BRNO is who it's made through

(Looks like) a CZ-75 and High Power mash-up
And FK BRNO is who it's made through
(clap)-K-B-R-N-O
(clap)-K-B-R-N-O
(clap)-K-B-R-N-O
And FK BRNO is who it's made through

7.5 (mm) bottleneck packs a punch
And FK BRNO is who it's made through
(clap)-(clap)-B-R-N-O
(clap)-(clap)-B-R-N-O
(clap)-(clap)-B-R-N-O
And FK BRNO is who it's made through

2000 fps at launch
And FK BRNO is who it's made through
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-R-N-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-R-N-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-R-N-O
And FK BRNO is who it's made through

48 oz heavy as such
And FK BRNO is who it's made through
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-N-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-N-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-N-O
And FK BRNO is who it's made through

Muzzle Energy 900 lbs is much
And FK BRNO is who it's made through
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
And FK BRNO is who it's made through

This gun really packs a punch
And FK BRNO is who it's made through
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
It's not really cheap though...



https://www.all4shooters.com/en/mobile/Shooting/pistols/FK-Brno-combat-field-pistol-7-5-mm-caliber/FK-BRNO-02.jpg?resize=270x420%3E

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 16

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Gun Owner - April 26, 2017 - Report this comment
F-K Y-E-A-H! 5's
Glad To Oblige - April 26, 2017 - Report this comment
By your own admission, this is not funny or well-paced. Therefore, in accordance with the Guidelines, I must give you all 1s.
Ray - April 26, 2017 - Report this comment
^ liberal anti-gun swine.
Splat! - April 26, 2017 - Report this comment
^ With this fool, the site has now officially reached rock bottom.
Kevin - April 26, 2017 - Report this comment
I don't know, Rob always posts on interesting things, most of which I've never heard about. None of the parodies today are really funny. But I learned two things from Rob, so 5,s!
Jack - April 26, 2017 - Report this comment
There are lots of blogs and websites for guns, military weapons, religious lore, etc., where comments can be left and essays written. This is a parody website. A parody is supposed to be funny, by definition. I came here to submit what I hope are well-crafted, witty takeoffs and spoofs of popular songs, and to sing along with the submissions of others. What a disappointment to find self-serving concoctions like "infoparodies" and political bitterness, divisiveness, and name-calling. I suppose that makes me a liberal anti-gun swine, too. We're losing good parodists, and they are not being replaced.
Poli-parody-Rightist - April 26, 2017 - Report this comment
^ needs to be whooped by Based Stickman!!!
Jeff - April 26, 2017 - Report this comment
Sell me 555 rounds of ammunition (bad pun)!
Basic Sickman - April 26, 2017 - Report this comment
^^ Even I think you're a couple of shmucks.
Moshe - April 26, 2017 - Report this comment
It's schmucks, you putz!
Street Patriot - April 26, 2017 - Report this comment
Jack doesn't know jack about guns nor the First and Second Amendments. This guy needs a patriotic nudge with a kick to the backside. Libtards make me sick.
Jack - April 26, 2017 - Report this comment
@Street Patriot: You take my comment and turn it into Us vs. Them. That's exactly the crap I was talking about. You don't know what I know or don't know. Let's face it: You're just another s(c)hmuck. And to paraphrase an old saying: Patriotism is the last refuge of the schmuck. "Libtard." Jeez, what a schmuck!
@Jack(ass) - April 26, 2017 - Report this comment
Prove you're even a parodist here for starters and tell us how many parodies today, or this week, or month are by your definition humorous or hilarious. Even Weird Al doesn't have a perfect record on that account. Half of his parodies and music videos suck. Most daily parodies by the people who participate regularly are mediocre, writing of the mundane, boring stuff. I like Rob's diversity and the fact that he's here everyday just like TCOP. I, too, have learned a lot from him even if his pacing is sometimes lacking. Can you do better? If so, stop spamming the comments and prove it. As for patriotism, that's up to you. I support both the First and Second Amendments as well.
Jack - April 26, 2017 - Report this comment
1. I don't have to prove anything to you, but you may prove to me that you're a parodist. 2. You accept mediocrity. I don't. If I want to learn more technology, I'll enroll in De Vry Institute. 3. Rob is here every day, but he does not write parodies. I do and, because they are surprising and entertaining and witty as a real parody should be, they are infinitely better than Rob's. 4. I write parodies for this site and for night club performers. I have received the highest praise here but, admittedly, only from mature people with taste and sophistication. 5. I support the full Bill of Rights. 6. I support the whole U.S. Constitution. 7. F**k you!
So What? - April 26, 2017 - Report this comment
^ troll. If this guy is so great, why is he operating off a pseudonym? And until he proves points 3 and 4, it may just be total bull***t. We'll never know because they're just claims. His #7 shows he lacks tact and tarnishes his projected appearance of claimed parodist superiority. In real life, he could be just another self-centered, egotistical, pompous, hypocritical, incompetent, azzhole! There's no proof otherwise.
OMG! - April 26, 2017 - Report this comment
^ brilliant response!!! ***** reply!
What's On Second - April 26, 2017 - Report this comment
@So What? – If there's something wrong about people using pseudonyms, why do you use one? If your real name is "So What?" I apologize. If your family name is What, it's only natural that your parents would give you the first name of So. Still, I couldn't find "So What" in the Author's List. I looked twice through names beginning with S, hoping at least to find you under Schmuck, where you belong! The real funny thing is that you're Rob himself, and you've been using pseudonyms throughout you own thread for this stinking non-parody! #7.
Rob Arndt - April 26, 2017 - Report this comment
A 10.8mm cartridge cut down to 7.5mm bottleneck that packs the punch of a .44 Magnum is worth writing about! Weighs about the same as Dirty Harry's S&W Model 29s (6 1/2" and 8 3/8" barrels)!
Jack - April 26, 2017 - Report this comment
Hey, if you can make this funny and follow the rhyming and rhythmic schemes of a relevant OS, say, Irving Berlin's "You Can't Get a Man With a Gun," then I'm all for it. Otherwise, you can acquaint American gun enthusiasts with this Czech gun in such magazines as Guns & Ammo, Handguns, and Shooting Times.

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