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Song Parodies -> "12 Days of Drinkfest"

Original Song Title:

"12 Days of Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"12 Days of Drinkfest"

Parody Written by:

We Two Scamps

The Lyrics

hey gang, Jonathan here. with a parody suggested by Rob Arndt for this OS! since he played such a huge part in it's creation, I am submitting it as a collaboration, under the screen name "We Two Scamps." Which was so hilariously given to us, by callmelennie! take a bow, Rob & Len! you deserve all credit, in the creation of this parody!
just two days after Christmas
my pal, Rob gave to me
the idea for this parody


it is called “12 Days of Drinkfest”
which won’t apply to me
no alcohol
now I'll start the real words on day three


On the third day of Drinkfest
somebody served to me
3 Cola-blends
2 brandy-rums
And a boilermaker for Freddie!


On the fourth day of Drinkfest
somebody served to me
4 Cold Collins
3 Cola-blends
2 brandy-rums
And a boilermaker for Freddie!


On the fifth day of Drinkfest
somebody served to me
FIVE ...onion ...rings?
4 Cold Collins
3 Cola-blends
2 brandy-rums
And a boilermaker for Freddie!


On the sixth day of Drinkfest
somebody served to me
6 German Rieslings
FIVE FRUIT SOFT DRINKS!
4 Cold Collins
3 Cola-blends
2 brandy-rums
And a boilermaker for Freddie!


on the senth daya Drinkfeest
somebody swerved to mee
Seven beers a-drippin’
6 German Rieslings
FIVE FRUIT SOFT DRINKS!
4 Cold Collinz
3 Cola-blends
2 brandy-rums
And a boilermaker for Freddie!


On the eighth day of dirnkfist
somebody served moo tea
8 mugs a-frothin’
seven beers a-drippin’
6 German Rieslings
FIVE FRUIT SOFT DRINKS!
4 Cold Collies
3 Cola-blendz
2 brandy-rumz
And a boilermaker for Freddie!


On the night day of drunkfast
somebody slurped ma tea
9 Martinis shakin’
8 mugs a-frothin’
sem beers a-drippin’
6 German Rieslings
FIVE FRUITY DRINKS!
4 Cold Clock-inz
3 Cola-bladez
2 brandy-rums
And a boilermaker for Freddie!


In the tent Dave on drunkest
somebody said to me
10 chevals peaking
9 Martinis shaken
8 frogs a-mouthin’
some birds a-droppin’
6 Virgin Raisins
FIVE SHINY THINGS!
poor Collin’s Cold
three French hens
2 candy-plums
And a homemaker for Freddie!


On the mununthnunth day of dinkfirst
somebody made the sea
Eleven coffees piping
10 shovels peaking
9 bikinis shaking
8 foggy mountains
some beardz a-slurpin’
Sexy Virginz fighting
FRUIT INTHA SEENK!
4 Coldy Cutzz
3 Coca-Cola
2 candied tums…
And a big rice maker fo’ EDDY!!!


In the twilfth date & dunk frost
somebody slurred tah meeh
12 champagnes bubblin’
‘leven coughing pipers…
Twin shovels speaking
Night Martina quakin’
Hey frothy hot dogs
Sim birds a-slippin’
Slick German Icing
FIVE ONION RINGS!!!
not really drunk
‘cause again
no alcohol
here’s a shout-out to callmelennie!
Thanks For Reading! And a big thanks, to Rob & Lennie for their help/inspiration in writing this!
also, although I'd hoped I wouldn't have to do this for years, I'd like to dedicate this parody, to the memory of the late, great, Debbie Reynolds! R.I.P. Ms. Reynolds, we will never forget you!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 78

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Callmelennie - December 30, 2016 - Report this comment
Uuh, thank yew very much. You just made my day before New Year's Eve, Scamp Dawg Junior!! I actually put two and two together before I clicked onto your link, but you still caught me off guard. Sometimes a jolt of positive energy is just what the old Muse needs to get cranking again
Rob Arndt - December 30, 2016 - Report this comment
Love what you did with the raw material. A true collaboration! 555! We should do this again sometime.
Jonathan - December 30, 2016 - Report this comment
CML - Thank You! glad you enjoyed it! and thanks again, for the inspiration to write this!
Rob - indeed, we should! it was fun! I thought it would be a tough one to do, but once I had your help with the lyrics, the "drunk-speak" in the later verses just kept coming to me! Thanks again! and keep an eye out for my next (solo) parody, one that you requested, it should be up in January! :)
CML - December 30, 2016 - Report this comment
I pulled the "Whose thread is this anyway" routine with Rob years before and I could tell by his response that he was amused by it. And I have a habit of calling older people scamps, and most people are amused by it. I got it from the movie "Pulp Fiction" At one point Mia scolds Vince for repeating something "they" said about her with, "When you little scamps get together, you're worse than a sewing circle."
Jonathan - December 30, 2016 - Report this comment
^ well, keep it up! your razor sharp wit never ceases to amaze us!
Larry Hensley - December 30, 2016 - Report this comment
And I happen to be drinking some merlot now. Cheers, I mean 5's
Rob Arndt - December 31, 2016 - Report this comment
Jon, my original idea came from watching "Sideways." You gotta see it someday.
Jonathan - December 31, 2016 - Report this comment
Larry - hey man! long time, no see! I remember you from the olden days, I believe you even commented on a few earlier works of mine! well, thanks for the positive feedback! :)
Rob - yeah Rob, that's the movie with Thomas Haden Church, right? I'll get to it someday. probably see if it's on Netflix, or on some movie channel, before I go trying to buy the DVD.
Larry Hensley - December 31, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks, nice to see some old friends here
Billy - January 01, 2017 - Report this comment
I'll drink to this parody. 555 glugs! Down the hatch? Got anymore of these?
Jonathan - January 01, 2017 - Report this comment
^ Thanks, Billy! I never touch the stuff myself, but this was a collaboration with Rob! more of which will likely come in the future! in the meantime, Rob & I both have our own parodies on the way, I've got one coming soon, and if you're a fellow Trump-supporter, one for inauguration day as well! check 'em out! ☺
Billy - January 01, 2017 - Report this comment
You've never imbibed, not even wine coolers or mixed drinks, a beer?
Rob Arndt - January 02, 2017 - Report this comment
Jon, "Sideways" on DVD is on sale at Amazon for $3.99 + S&H! Save $10.99! Just giving you a heads up. The movie is worth it, even if you don't drink wine. A pre-wedding road trip goes very wrong.
Jonathan - January 02, 2017 - Report this comment
Billy - No Sir!
Rob - thanks for the heads up! BTW, have you seen "Pinocchio & the Emperor of the Night" yet? and if so, what did you think?
Rob Arndt - January 02, 2017 - Report this comment
Hey Jon, unfortunately I haven't been able to watch all the installments on YouTube yet. I watch many 20 min short sci-fi vids and the Hitler Rants parodies. I also watch movies On-Demand off Xfinity. But I'll get to it :-)
Sheldon and - January 02, 2017 - Report this comment
Jonathan, it's not a sin to drink alcohol. Jesus drank wine and his first miracle was turning water into wine at the wedding. Jesus said he would have no new wine until heaven, so wine is there. It's only a sin to get drunk.
Rob Arndt - January 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Jon, I stayed up and watched PATEOTN! It was much darker than the original and made Pinocchio seem disobedient far too much. The changes from boy to puppet and back seemed unreasonable and why was the Fairway Godmother blue? Gee Willikers was cute. And, of course, in the end we all knew Pinocchio would be with Twinkle. I give it ****
CML - January 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Where are people getting the notion that Jon thinks alchohol's a sin? He's not Muslim as far as I can tell. I've never heard Jonathan post "La ilahi Ilaa Allah wa Mohammed rasool Allah" on any comment thread. He just said he doesn't touch the stuff. I dont touch it either. Whenever I drink alchohol, I just put a bottle to my mouth and suck
Rob Arndt - January 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Dang CML, you made me thirsty for a screwdriver! I got the orange juice, but no vodka! Well, I'll drink a glass of orange juice (I haven't used the initials OJ since the trial)!
CML - January 03, 2017 - Report this comment
I'm starting to get concerned about the apparent Swami-like powers I have over you, Rob ;)
Rob Arndt - January 03, 2017 - Report this comment
CML, read my "Camel Food" parody for today- you inspired it!
Jonathan - January 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Sheldon and - yes Sheldon, I realize it's not a sin. as CML pointed out, I just choose not to drink it, that's all. if I ever DO decide to start drinking, it'll probably be Rolling Rock, the brand of The Angry Video Game Nerd! :)
Rob - awesome! I'm looking into a free, legal way to watch "Sideways." if I can't find one, I'll look into buying a cheap DVD copy, like the Amazon listing you suggested! :) and as for PATEOTN, it was made by Filmation, who you always bring up when discussing good, older cartoons. so I wondered if you might enjoy it! I personally love the movie! in large part, due to it's darkness. I think there should be more family movies like that, and less cookie-cutter, silly all the time, fart-joke laden, pop-culture joke laden CGI junk! of course, the animation of Disney's classic was miles better. but for me, it's hard to pick which movie I prefer as a whole. with the exception of the "Bugsburg" scene, "Pinocchio & Emperor" could very well be the better movie! and yeah, Pinocchio wasn't exactly the brightest bulb on the Christmas Tree in this movie. I believe TvTropes would call this incarnation of the character "Too Dumb To Live."
Rob Arndt - January 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Jon, I buy used DVDs at Dimple. Don't know if you have those in your area. If not, can you order On-Demand? I have Xfinity cable, so never a problem. Movies are $2.99 rental for old titles. New are $4.99 or $6.99 In theaters (usually IFC and Sundance titles). If not, that Amazon listing is cheapest and will arrive in 4 business days.
Rob Arndt - January 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Hey Jon, is this your best rated parody with 22x 5s? If so, who would have ever believed the topic would be alcohol?!?
onion ring lady - January 04, 2017 - Report this comment
Must have missed something
Jonathan - January 04, 2017 - Report this comment
Rob - I think it is the highest rated collaboration I've ever done. the ones I used to write with my brother, I don't believe ever went up to the double-digits. as for any parody I've ever posted, I think that honor goes to this parody I did of the "Speed Racer" theme: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/dannydavisandthenashvillebrass3.shtml 35 5-votes! which is a little surprising, considering it's such a short, simple parody. but who's complaining?
Onion Ring Lady - are you confused about the lyrics about onion rings, in a drinking parody? that was just because I said that if I ever parodied this OS, I would have to use that lyric. like breathing, it just needed to be done!
Rob Arndt - January 04, 2017 - Report this comment
Jon, another idea. How about "Speed Waiter" for 'Speed Racer?" A restaurant theme! Might be right up your alley!
Jonathan - January 04, 2017 - Report this comment
^ consider it done!
Rob Arndt - January 04, 2017 - Report this comment
Btw Jon, if you liked Filmation's PATEOTN, then you should like their 1970s live-action Saturday morning shows "Ark II" and "The Secrets of Isis." I have both of them. There was also "Shazam!" which my brother has. Filmation also had the original "The Ghost Busters" series and did "Space Academy" which was a spin-off of "Jason of Star Command."
Walter - January 05, 2017 - Report this comment
I don't trust people who say they've never had a drink. They don't have to be a religious zealot, but they seem abnormal. What's the harm in trying a shot glass of whiskey, rum, brandy, vodka, tequila, etc...? I hear fanatic when I read about never drinking. But the parody was good, so 5s
Wendy - January 05, 2017 - Report this comment
I like your parodies so I'm gonna call myself a Jon-a-fan 😆
Jonathan - January 05, 2017 - Report this comment
Rob - checked out that Isis show on youtube, bizarrely, it had nothing to do with defeating those schmucks! I also have seen Web Woman on youtube (wowie, wow wow! that outfit!) and will look into the others! :)
Walter - why not? you do realize there are people who CAN'T process alcohol, right? not saying I'm one, but there's this hilarious dude on youtube, named Markiplier, who had to cancel his "Drunk Minecraft" videos, for that very reason! oh well, thanks for the 5s!
Wendy - Thank You Very Much! :)
Ben - January 05, 2017 - Report this comment
You did it again Jonathan! 35 fives! I am eager to read your next parody.
Jonathan - January 06, 2017 - Report this comment
and up to 39 now! WOW! Thanks Everybody! if anybody had told me that my highest-voted parody would be about alcohol, I'd have said they were crazy! you'd think it'd be a subject I know a little better, like Mrs. Freshley's snack cakes! once again, thank you on both my, and Rob's behalf for such positive reactions to this parody! and thanks, Ben! if you haven't seen them yet, I have two new parodies that just went up today! :)
Conner - January 09, 2017 - Report this comment
Just fantastic! More 5s on the way!
Jonathan - January 09, 2017 - Report this comment
^ Thank Ya!
Greg - January 09, 2017 - Report this comment
Jonathan, how do you do it?
Jonathan - January 10, 2017 - Report this comment
^ luck, I guess. plus on this particular parody, I had help from Rob! truly, Thank You Everybody, for the wonderful comments! :)
Fan - January 10, 2017 - Report this comment
You sold me on your parodies! What's up next for me to visually feast on???
Jonathan - January 11, 2017 - Report this comment
^ Thank You! I will be submitting a trio of parodies, which should be up tomorrow! :)
Rob Arndt - January 11, 2017 - Report this comment
This could be your year, Jon! 😂
Jonathan - January 12, 2017 - Report this comment
^ maybe so, maybe so... thank you, for the help in writing this. And thanks to everybody, for getting this to 47 5-votes!
CML - January 12, 2017 - Report this comment
You da 'than, Jon
Cooper - January 13, 2017 - Report this comment
🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺
Ben - January 13, 2017 - Report this comment
Hurray! You reached 50 fives!!!
Jonathan - January 13, 2017 - Report this comment
CML - Jonathanks again!
Cooper - Cheers, mate! (I'll of course be using diet Pepsi, for my end!)
Ben - this is awesome! I hope Rob's as proud of this as I am, as of course, this parody is half his! truly, thank you everybody, one and all!
Rob Arndt - January 13, 2017 - Report this comment
Jon, maybe we can do 1979 "Pop Music" by Factor M as "Pop Sodas." I'll do half right now, you finish and submit under our collaboration name!

Pop Sodas


(Pop pop pop sodas)
(Pop pop pop sodas)
Drink up...
(Pop pop pop sodas)
(Pop pop pop sodas)
Gulp down...

Pepsi, RC too
Coca-Cola fast paced
Gimmick to improve- New!
Double Cola fell to last place
Dr. Pepper earthquake, 10-2-4 sip breaks
Try some, buy some, glass bottle refund!

10¢

Talkin' 'bout, pop sodas
Talkin' 'bout, pop sodas
(Talkin' 'bout pop sodas)
(Talkin' 'bout pop sodas)
(Pop pop pop sodas)
(Pop pop pop sodas)

What about 7-Up?
Don't wanna dismiss
It's rival Bubble Up!
Just can't escape 'em
Lemon-Lime inflated
Thirst satiated
Plop plop ice drops
Fizzled in it taste great

Colas, Root Beers, Diet, Fruity
Everybody talkin' 'bout pop sody
Talin' 'bout, pop sody
Talkin' ' bout pop sody
Pop pop pop sodas

Eight pack in the Super
Stack 'em up just fine
Lift up the hatchback
Carry them inside

Fanta was an outsider
Once approved by Hitler
Coca-Cola bought it though
Orange flavor was the way to go!

Then grape, whoa, whoa!

Talkin' bout pop sodas
Talkin' bought pop sodas

Shoobie doobie do wop
Lyin' in the tree
Pop pop shoo wop
Eenee meenie
Shoobie doobie do wop
Infortrate it
Pop pop shoo wop
You know what I mean

Hit it...

Now you know what to say...

Talk about, pop musik
Pop pop pop pop musik

All around the world
Wherever you are
Dance in the street anything you like
Do it in your car in the middle of the night
La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la

Dance in the supermart
Dig it in the fastlane
Listen to the countdown
They're playin' our song again

I can't get jumping jack
I wanna hold - get back
Moonlight muzak
Knick knack patty whack

Talk about, pop musik
Talk about, pop musik

Shoobie doobie do wop
It's all around you
Pop pop shoo wop
Gonna suround you
Shoobie doobie do wop
It's all around
Pop pop shoo wop

Hit it...
New York, London, Paris, Munich
Everybody talk about pop musik
Talk about, pop musik
Talk about, pop musik
Pop pop pop pop musik

Now... Listen...
Talk about,
Pop pop pop pop musik...
Rob Arndt - January 13, 2017 - Report this comment
Jon, the Music Video as guide:
https://youtu.be/Avvh5H-EPWU
Claude - January 13, 2017 - Report this comment
Very entertaining, 5's!
Francis - January 14, 2017 - Report this comment
Such an awesome parody! *****
Jim - January 14, 2017 - Report this comment
I can't add anything more to the excellent reviews of this parody except to say that I'm amazed that the topic wasn't about eggnog! Cheers, Jonathan.
Jonathan - January 14, 2017 - Report this comment
Rob - interesting, a song I don't think I've ever heard before! I will use the music video link as a reference, and get to work on it soon! Thanks Again! :)
Claude & Francis - Thank You!
Jim - while eggnog is a topic I certainly would've been more familiar with, this was a fun write anyway! plus, the 5-votes are now going on 60! I'm honestly a little overwhelmed by this, and cannot thank you, and everybody enough! :D.
Daniel - January 14, 2017 - Report this comment
Great collaborative work and a good topic. You pulled it off flawlessly! 5 more stars!
Rob Arndt - January 14, 2017 - Report this comment
Btw Jon, checked out Web Woman and also Filmation's black superheroes The Stretch and Micro Woman!!! Thanks for the heads up :-)
Tommy - January 15, 2017 - Report this comment
Call Jonathan the Brewmeister! Wicked parody dude!
Kelley - January 15, 2017 - Report this comment
This is so kewl 😊
Jonathan - January 15, 2017 - Report this comment
Daniel - Thank You!
Rob - no prob Rob, I wasn't sure if you'd already be familiar with Web Woman, or not. but the fact that she wears a leotard alone, was reason enough for me to watch!
Tommy - Thank You! but, don't forget Rob! the initial lyrics were his, and I just expanded on them! :)
Kelley - Thanks! :)
Callmelennie - January 15, 2017 - Report this comment
Five years from now, when Jonathan will be known as the Second Coming of Al Yankovic, his millions of fans will point to this thread and say, "It all started here." ;-D
Jonathan - January 15, 2017 - Report this comment
^ Holy Crow! if I'm ever compared to Weird Al, then I've made it! quite honestly, Yankovic's food parodies are a large part of why I do so many! (of course, I've got the belly to back mine, Weird Al's a skinny little dude!) :)
Becky - January 16, 2017 - Report this comment
Jonathan, you're the greatest!
Fred - January 16, 2017 - Report this comment
A Harvey Wallbanger for dear Jonathan!
Sidney - January 16, 2017 - Report this comment
I'll drink to this! Round of fives!
Jonathan - January 16, 2017 - Report this comment
^ Thanks, Everybody!
Cal - January 16, 2017 - Report this comment
Will this be a one hit collaboration or are there more to come?
Jonathan - January 16, 2017 - Report this comment
^ there's at least another one, based around soda pop (now, THERE'S a topic I can get behind!) which I will be working on very soon! and likely, more to come in the future! stay tuned! :)
Sunny - January 18, 2017 - Report this comment
Best drink parody ever!
Alex - January 18, 2017 - Report this comment
Way to go Jonathan! You made me thirsty! 555 Big Gulps!
Rob Arndt - January 18, 2017 - Report this comment
Jon, you reached 75 fives!!! Congrats!
Jonathan - January 18, 2017 - Report this comment
^ Thanks Everybody! and Rob, be proud! this all stemmed from your idea! :)
Rob Arndt - January 18, 2017 - Report this comment
Btw Jon, Webwoman was part of Super 7 from Filmation. This included Webwoman, Manta and Moray, The Stretch and Micro Woman, and Freedom Force (Hercules, Isis, Merlin, Sinbad, and Super Samurai)! You can buy a DVD online...

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