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Song Parodies -> "Who Stole Santa's Bra?"
Original Song Title:
"Here Comes Santa Claus"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Who Stole Santa's Bra?"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Santa gets way too jolly after Mrs. Claus dies!
Who stole Santa's Bra? Who stole Santa's Bra?
He's flipped and gone insane
Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer
He dressed them all in lace!
Elves been molested, toy shop's infested
With phallic things not right
Santa's got candy striped stockings and a secret lair
Where he pole dances to '80s delights!!!
Who stole Santa's Bra? Who stole Santa's Bra?
He's angry, raising cane!
He's got all kinds of nasty toys
The Shop thinks are insane
Has a dress, sports a girdle
Oh what a pathetic sight
Handcuffs on bed, "Rainbowed" his sled
Santa Claus causing a fright!!!
Who stole Santa's Bra? Who stole Santa's Bra?
For his transvestite games
He likes mirrors, Red Suit abhors
Lipstick: Passion Flame
Santa knows what's missin'
Someone make it alright
Grabs Fairy Wand, drinks lots of beer
Or else Santa Claus is gonna cry!
Just found Santa's Bra! Just found Santa's Bra!
In the den again
Next to a pile of mags
Of scantily clad men
Elves will make a telephone call
Everything will be all right
So tie Kris up, because we're fed up
Here come the guys in white!
Straightjacket tight, so tight...
Ho, Ho, Hopeless...!!!
He's flipped and gone insane
Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer
He dressed them all in lace!
Elves been molested, toy shop's infested
With phallic things not right
Santa's got candy striped stockings and a secret lair
Where he pole dances to '80s delights!!!
Who stole Santa's Bra? Who stole Santa's Bra?
He's angry, raising cane!
He's got all kinds of nasty toys
The Shop thinks are insane
Has a dress, sports a girdle
Oh what a pathetic sight
Handcuffs on bed, "Rainbowed" his sled
Santa Claus causing a fright!!!
Who stole Santa's Bra? Who stole Santa's Bra?
For his transvestite games
He likes mirrors, Red Suit abhors
Lipstick: Passion Flame
Santa knows what's missin'
Someone make it alright
Grabs Fairy Wand, drinks lots of beer
Or else Santa Claus is gonna cry!
Just found Santa's Bra! Just found Santa's Bra!
In the den again
Next to a pile of mags
Of scantily clad men
Elves will make a telephone call
Everything will be all right
So tie Kris up, because we're fed up
Here come the guys in white!
Straightjacket tight, so tight...
Ho, Ho, Hopeless...!!!
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Have yourself a fairy little Christmas! This was a hoot!
Thanks Matthias, was actually gonna use 'Fairy Little Christmas " at first!
Mrs. Claus died!? Santa is single now? Once he's out of your elf-induced therapy I'll expect to hear about his adventures on Tinder...
I know you'll find this news quite disturbing,
And you may not really like this Christmas carol,
But it could be a trap to sit in Santa's lap;
There's a reason that he dons that gay apparel.
And you may not really like this Christmas carol,
But it could be a trap to sit in Santa's lap;
There's a reason that he dons that gay apparel.
Thanks everyone!
well... THERE'S a pretty picture! now if you'll excuse me I have to go bleach my brain... 5's
Sorry Jon, but yes, I went there!
Hahahahahahahahha
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