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Song Parodies -> "The Voicemail Song"

Original Song Title:

"Auld Lang Syne"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The Voicemail Song"

Parody Written by:

John Lomain

The Lyrics

To be sung as a greeting on your voicemail
Should voicemail message be forgot
Leave your message at the beep
But I might not get back to you
And fall asleep

Leave a message, I say
I might call back
You never know unless you try
Just take a crack.

Eventually I will hear it
And leave voicemail on yours
And we’ll play phone tag for years on end
Complaining 'bout Fords

Didn't hear the ring, I say
It was turned off
And back and forth we ramble on
And joke and scoff.

We both have skied into the slopes
And ate the snow right there
And we’ve both twisted and then broke a foot
But we don’t care

I might forget to call
I’ll try not to
I’ll try to stay awake and hear
What you’ve been up to

We both have fished there in the stream
For a really long time
We never got a bite that day
But that was fine

It’s a new year, I say
I will resolve
To call until you answer once
And then hang up

No just kidding, we’ll talk again
For about 2 or 3 hours
And you’ll brag about how long it’s been
Since you showered

I won’t smell you, that’s good
It’s on the phone
It’s always good to call a friend
And yell like home alone

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Rob Arndt - December 31, 2015 - Report this comment
Brings back nostagic memories of the old recorders one would purchase from Pacific Bell or get at Radio Shack. Remember the tiny cassettes? One for your greeting and the other for messages. Electronic voice mail is great (as is visual voice mail), but I sometimes miss those damn machines with the red flashing LED counters showing you how many messages you got while away. "You have 555 missed calls!"
John Lomain - December 31, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks Rob. I remember the old tape ones from my childhood. I still have a digital answering machine for my regular phone and voicemail for my cell phone as well

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