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Song Parodies -> "Jack's Crack"
Original Song Title:
"Jack Sprat"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Jack's Crack"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
And he wasn't even a plumber!!!
"Jack's crack is wide and fat
Bent over, is obscene"
Hold on! Now wait a tick!
Why ARE you kids SO mean?
At this, the kids all laughed
Who was this tall string bean?
"Piss off, you haughty d-ck,
we say just what we mean!"
To each one he gave a whack
With his cane striking
"Take that, you louts of Hiss*
Jack's a ' uman bein'!"
Jack picked himself up from the gutter vomit and farted loudly!!!
'Hey Your Highness, spare some Quid for another bottle O' heaven?"
[Then he took a wee in the street]
Bent over, is obscene"
Hold on! Now wait a tick!
Why ARE you kids SO mean?
At this, the kids all laughed
Who was this tall string bean?
"Piss off, you haughty d-ck,
we say just what we mean!"
To each one he gave a whack
With his cane striking
"Take that, you louts of Hiss*
Jack's a ' uman bein'!"
Jack picked himself up from the gutter vomit and farted loudly!!!
'Hey Your Highness, spare some Quid for another bottle O' heaven?"
[Then he took a wee in the street]
* Louts of Hiss: Brit slang concerning hooligans, Hiss referring to the Great Serpent of Eden (ref to Satan)
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