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Song Parodies -> "Here Comes Bubba Claus (And It Ain't Pretty)"
Original Song Title:
"Here Comes Santa Claus"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Here Comes Bubba Claus (And It Ain't Pretty)"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
A distant relative takes over one Xmas. Santa seems nervous, but Bubba swears on the honor of GWB that he'll get the job done!!!
Here comes Bubba Claus,
Here comes Bubba Claus,
Forgot the reindeer and sleigh,
High HP and high octane
In his Monster Truck HE reigns!
He's Skoal chewin', chuggin', spewin'
Cammo and waders not bright
Put out some moonshine and a porch chair,
'Cause Bubba Claus comes tonight.
Here comes Bubba Claus,
Here comes Bubba Claus,
Carries a Bowie and Mini-14,
He's got a bag that's filled with junk
That's too hard to explain
Alligator skins and fishin' poles, tackle
Oh what a Redneck sight,
Stay in bed, 'cept for MILFs in red,
'Cause Bubba Claus comes tonight
Here comes Bubba Claus,
Here comes Bubba Claus,
Folks think he's insane
But still comes around when his brother is down,
Likes the attention and the fame
With some folks he loves to jaw
Looks like a guy from Hee Haw!
Gets through the swamps and the mud
'Cause Bubba Claus cares for tykes- that's right!
Here comes Bubba Claus,
Here comes Bubba Claus,
He's burly, loves Daisy Duke girlies
And wears trapdoor underwear
Shirt's got stains, mostly gravy
But he'll be bringin' to all them children
Things that city folk like
'Cause his brother insists that he'll be pissed
If Bubba f-cks up tonight!!!
Yep, Bubba will show 'em all
Got that NASCAR pride
So let's give thanks to the Man above
Because here comes Bubba's ride!!!
Let's give thanks to this lug in duds
'Cause Bubba Claus will make it right!!!
... Or else Santa will rip him a new one alright!!!
Here comes Bubba Claus,
Forgot the reindeer and sleigh,
High HP and high octane
In his Monster Truck HE reigns!
He's Skoal chewin', chuggin', spewin'
Cammo and waders not bright
Put out some moonshine and a porch chair,
'Cause Bubba Claus comes tonight.
Here comes Bubba Claus,
Here comes Bubba Claus,
Carries a Bowie and Mini-14,
He's got a bag that's filled with junk
That's too hard to explain
Alligator skins and fishin' poles, tackle
Oh what a Redneck sight,
Stay in bed, 'cept for MILFs in red,
'Cause Bubba Claus comes tonight
Here comes Bubba Claus,
Here comes Bubba Claus,
Folks think he's insane
But still comes around when his brother is down,
Likes the attention and the fame
With some folks he loves to jaw
Looks like a guy from Hee Haw!
Gets through the swamps and the mud
'Cause Bubba Claus cares for tykes- that's right!
Here comes Bubba Claus,
Here comes Bubba Claus,
He's burly, loves Daisy Duke girlies
And wears trapdoor underwear
Shirt's got stains, mostly gravy
But he'll be bringin' to all them children
Things that city folk like
'Cause his brother insists that he'll be pissed
If Bubba f-cks up tonight!!!
Yep, Bubba will show 'em all
Got that NASCAR pride
So let's give thanks to the Man above
Because here comes Bubba's ride!!!
Let's give thanks to this lug in duds
'Cause Bubba Claus will make it right!!!
... Or else Santa will rip him a new one alright!!!
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You Deliveranced a winter winner!
Thanks TJC, trying to finish up the Xmas song parodies...
It's hard to find good help these days, unless it's for just one day a year.
Very Descriptive - I'll be looking for him in a week. STP security code - interesting that it goes with this posting.
Thanks T1000. I only had so many lines to describe Bubba. Not being from the South, I drew a lot from simple stereotypes without trying to be offensive. I have relatives in Texas and that's as far as that goes.
I know this Bubba Claus of which you speak believe it or not he once had a brush with the law after shooting a jukebox for playing a sad song don't believe me? just ask Mark Chesnutt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ndqy9nk4euo 5's
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