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Song Parodies -> "The Worst Day of Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"The Twelve Days of Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The Worst Day of Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Mick Terry

The Lyrics

Did you ever have one of those Christmases ... ?
On THE WORST DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
a worn-out & moldy hair weave.

On THE second DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
2 brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.

On THE third DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
3 empty pens, 2 brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.

On THE fourth DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
4 hardened turds, 3 empty pens, 2 brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.

On THE fifth DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
5 worthless things,
4- hardened turds, 3 empty pens, 2- brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.

On THE sixth DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
6 guests a-staying, 5 worthless things,
4- hardened turds, 3 empty pens, 2- brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.

On THE seventh DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
7 yawns a-boring, 6 guests a-staying, 5 worthless things,
4- hardened turds, 3 empty pens, 2- brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.

On THE eighth DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
8 lawyers bilking, 7 yawns a-boring, 6 guests a-staying, 5 worthless things,
4- hardened turds, 3 empty pens, 2- brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.

On THE ninth DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
9 necromancing,
8 lawyers bilking, 7 yawns a-boring, 6 guests a-staying, 5 worthless things,
4- hardened turds, 3 empty pens, 2- brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.

On THE tenth DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
10 toms a-peeping, 9 necromancing,
8 lawyers bilking, 7 yawns a-boring, 6 guests a-staying, 5 worthless things,
4- hardened turds, 3 empty pens, 2- brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.

On THE eleventh DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
11 gripers griping, 10 toms a-peeping, 9 necromancing,
8 lawyers bilking, 7 yawns a-boring, 6 guests a-staying, 5 worthless things,
4- hardened turds, 3 empty pens, 2- brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.

On THE twelfth DAY OF CHRISTMAS, my ex-wife gave to me
12 bums a-bumming, 11 gripers griping, 10 toms a-peeping, 9 necromancing,
8 lawyers bilking, 7 yawns a-boring, 6 guests a-staying, 5 worthless things,
4- hardened turds, 3 empty pens, 2- brutal shoves
& a worn-out & moldy hair weave.
The Worst Day of Christmas   Copyright © 2013   MickTerry.com
Parody of traditional (1780) Christmas carol, The Twelve Days of Christmas,
original music by Frederic Austin (1909)

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Jonathan - December 02, 2015 - Report this comment
glad I haven't been married... somewhat... 5's
Sandy Clara - June 20, 2016 - Report this comment
Arresting alliteration, funny phonetics, imaginative imagery on a Christmas classic. Your ex-wife sure knows how to hurt a guy.
Jo Darcy - November 13, 2016 - Report this comment
It was the 8 lawyers bilking that got to me. Well done.

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