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Song Parodies -> "The Restroom Sign Looked Unisex (Short Version)"

Original Song Title:

"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The Restroom Sign Looked Unisex (Short Version)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

More toilet humor...
The Restroom sign looked Unisex
But much to my dis-may
Once I stepped inside the door
I heard a femal voice yell, "HEY!"
The situation grew quite dire
Number 2 was on the way
Restroom:
Not for grown men or boys
Grown men or boys
But a group of female squatters thus annoyed!

In next door Mens, a line, a mile
I thought it was ab-surd
An accident, was in danger
Prairie-doggin' a big turd
Turned, walked the other way
To beg mercy from the chatty birds
Restroom:
Not for grown men and boys
Grown men and boys
But a group of female squatters thus annoyed!

I begged a passing mother
I buried all my shame
"I've got to use this restroom"!"
"I have to sh-t!!!" proclaimed
"Well hurry man!" on escorted arm
To a stall with walls bloodstained!
I was mortified
Bowels released, nearly cried
As the squatting women in laughter nearly died!!!

[Multiple flushes and Exit]

The Restroom sign looked Unisex
But too embarrassed to protest...

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Ann - November 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Get the L out of here and let me put on my lipstick in peace
John Barry - November 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Started laughing as soon as I read the title.
Rob Arndt - November 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks Ann and JAB!
Patrick - November 19, 2015 - Report this comment
One of you best titles ever. And a problem that is going to become increasingly common, I fear.
Rob Arndt - November 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Patrick, aren't the states arguing over transgender choice of public restrooms right now? I read about the young boys that feel feminine being allowed to go to the girls room at school, but what about public for teen and adult transgender? When I went to a Nevada Adult after party, a Brazilian shemale was using one of the bathrooms with the Gents. Nobody cared...
Jonathan - November 19, 2015 - Report this comment
^ yeah sure they SAY they feel feminine to get into the Girls' Room... pervs... 5's
Leough - November 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Very funny! One of your best!
Rob Arndt - November 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks Patrick, Jon, and Leough!
Patrick - November 20, 2015 - Report this comment
The student body at a North Kansas City school turned out to support a boy who wants to be a girl. They even ran the Phelpses of Topeka away before they could deploy their "God Hates Fags" signs. The ACLU, as usual, is on the side of the disrupters.

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